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"What happened to her face? Did she sleep on it wrong?"
-Elliott, on a girl in the dorm
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About Xavier Holland
Hometown
New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!"
Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?"
Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...
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Nonsensical One Sentence Story
By Xavier Holland | Aug 14, 2007
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He withdrew his index and middle fingers from my now gloppy anus, snapped off his once-white gloves and tossed them in the waste bin with a casual remark:
"The proctologist will be in any minute now."
"The proctologist will be in any minute now."
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