Xavier Holland - Blogger


School: Pomona College
Hometown: New York, NY

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Bio

Tall and black and a never wack sense of humor akin to crack honey, money never stack once I said "I like your rack" bringing sexy back like a fanny pack, got good genes but I never slack.

and i like puns and not capitalizing or punctuating, anorexic girls are the best for dating (almost as cheap as masturbating [which is self-screwing like procrastinating]), godot once came but i wasn't waiting, writing about myself i'm really hating.

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Blog

Deus X Machina
Your daily dose of satire, horoscopes, musings and rants from Xavier Holland, a charming young man who enjoys nothing more than to cuddle up with a warm cup of cocoa and a well-made snuff film.

Articles

Guide to Interracial Dating by Xavier Holland

Plan on keeping that Oreo cookie in one piece, or stuffing the burrito with some sour cream? Get ready for some awkward social experiences.

Famous Writers Order a Muffin by Xavier Holland
Research into the secret lives of great writers uncovers a shared interest in delicious pastries. But a muffin isn't the same by any writer's name.

A Bunch of B.S. Tips by Xavier Holland
From semicolons to poetry to logical fallacies, there's not a page in the book you can't fake. Even the one that was never written.

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