Nick Gaudio | Points in Case Columnist

Nick Gaudio is a senior honors English major at West Virginia University. There, he is editor-in-chief of Calliope, the award-winning
undergraduate literary journal. In his spare time, Nick likes to write, read, and show off his penis. He also reads poetry for beer money.

Column

The Lady's Shave

The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.

 

Blog

The Lady's Trim

Love hurts. Insight doesn't.

 

Articles

The Future of Equally Horny Women by Nick
Gaudio
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would
happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?


Cock-Blocking's "Most Wanted" List by Nick
Gaudio
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your
face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.

I Don't Mean to Brag, But I'm Perfect by Nick
Gaudio
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything
seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.


I Law the Fought and the Won Law by Nick
Gaudio
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime.
That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.