Nancye Mucciarone | Points in Case Contributing Writer
Nancye Mucciarone
PIC Contributing Writer
School: Syracuse University
Hometown: North Reading, MA
Nancye Mucciarone is an unruly sorority girl at Syracuse University, where she insists on getting embarrassingly
drunk off of boxed wine and Captain Morgan to obliterate the hypothermic weather. She enjoys flirting with guys that have girlfriends, sporting Red Sox apparel in the
state of New York, hooking up with rock stars, and making inappropriate sexual innuendos to mortified conservative strangers.
While she does have a vagina, past relationship experiences have encouraged her to have a penis mentality when it
comes to commitment, so at any given time, she could have between 3 and 57 boyfriends. As always, any potentials who will give her compliments and buy her things will
graciously be accepted.
They Call Her Snow White Because She's a Coke Slut by Nancye Mucciarone Since we were little, Disney has been shoving the
"nice guy, true love" lie down our throats. But no more.
Hook-Up Translation Guide for Girls by Nancye
Mucciarone
Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls, read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most common bullshit
lines.






