Michael Sonjack | Points in Case Contributing Writer

Michael Sonjack went to college so he could acquire the knowledge that would help him land a job which didn't require the use of a cash
register or the wearing of a name tag.



He then received a register and name tag-less job, only to realize it sucked just as much, and the females were older and uglier.



He is angry, bitter, and passive-aggressive, but also too much of a feeble wiener to give up the freedom of anonymity.



If you want to know more, just ask. Girls with large boobies will receive a faster response.

 

Articles

Jen the Fat by Michael
Sonjack
Fat, annoying coworkers are a lot like pieces of candy. All it takes is one...
okay one more. Mmm, I'm just going to take the whole dish.