College Quotes
"Kelli, I can't marry you if you keep on with all this drinking. It's important that you drop this habit right away. Drinking causes you to gain weight. I can't look at you for the rest of my life if you're gonna be fat."
-Dustin, on cause and effect
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Marty Archibald | Points in Case Contributing Writer
Marty Archibald
PIC Contributing Writer
School: Utah State
University
Hometown: Logan, UT
Email | MySpace
Marty will kill you mentally with his words and physically with his gun. If not at one of the local elementary schools or city pool, you can
find him on the campus of USU. In a desperate attempt to prolong the college experience, he is majoring in public relations and marketing, a move he made after he was
basically told to leave the print journalism program. His love for writing is only surpassed by his ineptitude for gathering sources.
He has a unique perspective on the college experience, attained from working in his school's card office, where he makes ID cards and such. He cherishes this unique
outlook and will not be sharing it.
His life aspirations include, having his own column and appearing on a Wheaties box. In a related matter, he is currently looking into the plausibility of the plots for
Space Jam and Like Mike.
How to Be the Creepy Guy on Campus by Marty
Archibald
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your
presence!
Everybody Actually Has No Fun by Marty
Archibald
All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself.
Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.
