Maddi Whitworth | Points in Case Contributing Writer
Maddi Whitworth
PIC Contributing Writer
School: University of California, Santa
Barbara
Hometown: Glendora, CA
AIM |
Aside hanging out with "the crazies" and harassing the entire male population of Isla Vista, Maddi enjoys avoiding freshmen on the bike paths
on campus, going on adventures (that usually end up with 6 girls on the side of the road with a car on empty) and watching the spastic Christmas lights that adorn her
house at all times of the year.
When she's not waking up in trash bags after a long night on a foreign couch (don't ask, the story will come later...) she can usually be
found hiding from the scary spider that haunts the tennis courts she works at in Santa Barbara (IT'S HUGE!!). If you were to measure her with Mary Poppin's MAGIC TAPE
MEASURE OF TRUTH it would read, "Usually drunk, but always lookin' fine!" However, she's incredibly hard to please, so be sure you're ready to play your A-game before you
start stalking her on Facebook... Thank you.
The Theory of the Unlandable Guy by Maddi
Whitworth
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none
with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).






