Josh Baker | Points in Case Contributing Writer

It was a rainy Thursday afternoon in May of 1987 when Josh was first introduced to the world. After looking first at the doctor and then the
nurses, young Joshua quickly determined that he was superior to every other person on this planet. Nearly 20 years later his theory still holds water, and he decided it
was his destiny to save the people of Earth.

His exploits include (but are not limited to) interior design of MSNBC's "How to Catch a Predator" house, harvesting coconuts for Girl Scout
cookies, protecting teachers from doctors with a heavy supply for apples, killing with kindness, killing sharks with his bare hands, killing bears with his shark hands,
mating and dating, grabbing the bull by the horns, curing the common cold, waving his hands in the air as if he just doesn't care, being happy and knowing it and following
that discovery by clapping his hands, posing for the cover of romance novels, writing prose, breathing, stretching, shaking, and letting it go.

 

Articles

Girls Get all the Rapes by Josh Baker
Can't a
guy just get some forced lovin' or a membership in an illegal prostitution ring? It's time we addressed this sexism in sexploitation.

A Request to the Ladies by Josh Baker
As
flattering as all your attention is, and as much as you'd love to go out on my limb for me, I need to branch out and you're stifling me, Sunshine.

A Conversation with God by Josh Baker

Listen, I know it's been a while since we've had a serious talk, but my penis already feels like it's burning in Hell. Oh God, please help me!

I Saw You Eye Fucking Me by Josh
Baker
It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your
eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.