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Jonathan Marine - Columnist
PIC Columnist
School: University of Maryland, Baltimore County
Hometown: West Rockport, ME
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Marine graduated in 2005 from the University of Maryland Baltimore County with a B.A. in psychology. While the overriding consensus of people who know him is that he’s an outright asshole, his many notable life accomplishments include, but are not limited to: learning to ride a bike, making it totally socially acceptable to shave your head, winning multiple state championships in competitive speed-walking, and coining the phrase “dolphin fucking.”
Perhaps the most intriguing part of Marine’s life is that instead of writing in the traditional sense of the word, he actually gestates stories, articles, etc. directly onto the page, sometimes two or three at a time. While this allows him to get by using little or no actual creativity, the process itself is actually quite unnerving and doctors have speculated over the years that it comes from the fact that his circulatory system is filled with apathy instead of blood.
Against Your Will
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
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Orgasmo: You've Lost that Loving Feeling by Jonathan Marine Even the rush of orgasm has a depressing come-down. After putting all your "effort" into a girl, sometimes it hardly seems worth it.
Why Single People Wear Ugly Jackets by Jonathan Marine
Ugly people's lives may look sad and depressing, but who are the ones having to dress, act, and live by other people's standards?
Meeting the Parents: A Folks Tale by Jonathan Marine
It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
How to Prevent the Pussy-Whip by Jonathan Marine
For years, men held the upper hand over women. Now, there are men who can't even leave the house without holding their woman's hand.
Guy's Guide to "Making Your Move" by Jonathan Marine
Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
My Post-Pubescent Pontification by Jonathan Marine
Shaving your pubic hair is just wrong! It's unnatural, weird, and quite emasculating. Wait, did somebody say deep throat? *Buzzzzzzz*
