Joe Zimmerman | Points in Case Contributing Writer

Between the years of 2001 and 2005, Joe attended Davidson College, where he starred in English and wrote a regular humor column for the
student paper. Joe also spent a lot of time playing for the golf team (Division I mind you) where he specialized in hitting balls out of bounds on very difficult courses.
After graduating from Davidson, Joe began doing stand-up comedy, and by the end of 2005 he was emceeing at various clubs. He then organized a regular show called the
"Fresh Faces of Comedy" at Club Eden, which got picked up by The Comedy Zone in Uptown Charlotte. In 2006 his hard work paid off when he was seen on the cover of
Creative Loafing for a story about local stand-up comedy, and then a few months later named Charlotte's "Comedian of the Year" by Creative Loafing
readers.



At this rate, Joe will probably win an even bigger award in 2007, which will be awesome. Then in 2008 he'll start dating Keira Knightley. She is great. I love her. I
mean... Joe loves her. In 2009 she'll leave him, because she thinks it's weird how much time he spends following her around and "gazing" at her. Joe will then spend the
next 25-year phase of his life as a lost soul who writes bad poetry with weird spacing about unrequited love.



Joe is also a prolific writer and a cast member on Charlotte's new comedy TV Show, "EgoTrip: The Best Show in the World." He has also been known to star and write for
WCNC-TV commercials sponsored by Wachovia, but that's not something he likes to brag about either (Wachovia has lots of money, ladies). Joe is not interested in money,
because he is humble. He is also awesome (re-read bio for evidence). Please read Joe's humorous articles until staring at the computer becomes bad for your vision.

 

Articles

The Art of Seduction by Joe Zimmerman
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl
Offering Anal Love) in no time.