Jean-Pierre Lacrampe | Points in Case Contributing Writer
Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
PIC Blogger
School: Saint Mary's College Of
California
Hometown: Dublin, CA
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I'm the guy right across the street wearing the "Honx if yous from the Bronx" t-shirt. Go to the window. Seriously. What have you got to
lose? Just take a peak. It'll only take a second. There you go. No, over to the left. See me? I'm waving. No, over here. Up more. Right there.
God, you're so gullible...
Missed Connections
The scums, bums, frumps, and chumps you forgot to meet are back to remind you there's still a chance to share something special.
Welcome to the Team!! by Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
As an employee at Wenton's Fluorescents, you're worth your weight in watts! That's a lot of positive energy we can't wait to harness!
Whatcha Looking At, Buddy? by Jean-Pierre
Lacrampe
You think this is funny? How bout we fight outside and see who's face looks funny then? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you're not ugly
already.
I'll Take Care of That Bully, Son by Jean-Pierre
Lacrampe
Listen, son, I'll just call up Jimmy Prindley's house and have a little talk to
make this all go away. Now close your ears, this is adult time.
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals by Jean-Pierre
Lacrampe
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
There's No Substituting Experience by Jean-Pierre
Lacrampe
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.







