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Frank: One of my best friends said, "If God gives you lemons, you find yourself a new God." What if God gives you a supermodel sexslave who gives you blowjobs on demand AND lemons?
Jeff: Simple. Pour a glass of tequila, sip it with lemons while she gives you a blowjob.
-Thank heavens that problem's solved
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JD Boston | Points in Case Columnist
JD Boston
PIC Columnist
School: Northeastern
University
Hometown: Boston, MA
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JD Boston is widely considered the Thomas Jefferson of Points in Case, having penned more than 125 articles for site since 2003. In his spare
time, he lifts weights, plays guitar, and hopelessly comes up with false interests that might convince hot girls to do him. In reality, all he does is drink beer and win
Super Bowls in Madden.
Casual Misanthropy
An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical Bostonian.
Man Against Children
Casual Misanthropy – in bite-size form.
America's Next Top Queers by JD Boston
The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are
hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!
New Years Resolutions 2005
by JD Boston
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop
listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
Talkin' Shit by JD
Boston
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward
to and reflect upon.
How to Argue With Females by JD
Boston
Arguing with girls is meaningless and inane. But you can still win using these
handy tips and mind games!
The Mind of a Single Guy, Part 2
by JD Boston
Another day in the life of man versus his own
brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
The Golden Rules of Manhood by JD Boston
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I wouldn't be the man I am today without
these rules. You too would be weaker without them."
38 Survival Activities For a Boring Class
by JD Boston
Combating boredom during class isn't easy. Here are
some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of. Trust me.
Celebratin' Lots Mo' Drama in My Life
by JD Boston
There is a sort of twisted beauty about the way girls can
create so much drama. Here's your chance to get involved at a safe distance.
The Mind of a Single Guy by
JD Boston
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start
to finish, completely uncensored.
Are You the Ultimate College Student?
by JD Boston
Think you rank with the best of the best? Not so fast
cowboy, you have to take this comedy quiz first.
The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger, Part 2
by JD Boston
There will never be a such thing as a flawless buddy. But
twenty extra rules couldn't hurt. In fact, we're sure you need them.
The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger
by JD Boston
Steve Case calls this, "The most important document to
emerge from a computer since the Ten Commandments."
