J.B. Hour - Staff Writer

PIC Staff Writer
School: Penn State University
Hometown: State College, PA

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Bio

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J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness. He recently moved back to State College because of a job opportunity and is looking forward to dominating State College once again. Aside from being arrogant, cocky, and self-righteous, J.B. enjoys a multitude of activities that involve him being right, and well, everybody else being wrong. Like the true hero he is, he believes in truth, justice, and the Hour way.

Articles

And the Rockets Red Glare by J.B. Hour
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.

How to Organize Your Buddy List by J.B. Hour
Just because you have 43,000 buddies on your list doesn't mean you can't apply some sort of order to your stalking behavior.

Women are Like Shoes... by J.B. Hour
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?

What Would Randy Spellner Do? by J.B. Hour
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.

Women: De-Classyfied by J.B. Hour
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man, revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.

How to Not Get Laid by J.B. Hour
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.

How to Survive College Without a Helmet by J.B. Hour
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.

Mythbuster: College Roommates by J.B. Hour
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.