J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness. He recently moved back to State College because of a job opportunity and is looking forward to dominating State College once again. Aside from being arrogant, cocky, and self-righteous, J.B. enjoys a multitude of activities that involve him being right, and well, everybody else being wrong. Like the true hero he is, he believes in truth, justice, and the Hour way.
 

Power Hour
Current events, pop culture, sports, random happenings, my PT job, and quips about people I know.
 

Articles

This is Why I'm Single by J.B. Hour
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.

Diagnosis Murder by J.B. Hour
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.

When I Was Your Age by J.B. Hour
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.

How to Be a PIC Writer by J.B Hour
Around your friends, you're the funniest person in the group, but how do you successfully take that ego to the internet? Take a seat, n00b.

And the Rockets Red Glare by J.B. Hour
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.

How to Organize Your Buddy List by J.B. Hour
Just because you have 43,000 buddies on your list doesn't mean you can't apply some sort of order to your stalking behavior.

Women are Like Shoes... by J.B. Hour
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?

What Would Randy Spellner Do? by J.B. Hour
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.

Women: De-Classyfied by J.B. Hour
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man,  revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.

How to Not Get Laid by J.B. Hour
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.

How to Survive College Without a Helmet by J.B. Hour
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.

Mythbuster: College Roommates by J.B. Hour
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
 

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