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Jake Christie goes to the University of Southern Maine, where he majors in Writing, Media, and Impromptu Bong Construction. He's written novels, stageplays, screenplays, television scripts, humor pieces, and other things that don't help him get laid. He has never missed an episode of LOST. Baby, Jake promises he will treat you right. It won't be like last time, baby. Don't worry. He's changed. Jake lives in Maine and is incredibly white. He is probably the most important person on the internet today.
Revenge of the News
Jake Christie is taking years of progress back from the independent media.
Are You Ready for the Test? (Survey Results) by Jake Christie Thorough preparation is often the key to success. Of course, one's definition of "preparation" is bound to influence actual outcomes.
Traditional Christmas Wisdom by Jake Christie
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
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The Hot Professor is both God's gift and curse to college students. Good luck making anything higher than a full C in that class.
The No Job Summer by Jake Christie
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
Farewell, All of My Away Messages by Jake Christie
We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were "rubbing myself all over and getting wet."
Order Your Robot Girlfriend Today! by Jake Christie
Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.
Frat Party: The Text Adventure by Jake Christie
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: "HIT GRAVBONG" may be your downfall.
So You Saw Your Roommate's Penis by Jake Christie
Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?
