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Kate: Where's the corn on the cob?
Jen: The what?
Manda: The corn...you know, you butter it and eat it and it's yellow and it's good!!
Jen: Oh yeah...I don't have any.
Kate: WHAT?!?! How can you not have corn on the 4th of July? It's an American tradition!!!
Jen: Hey I'm French remember! I look down on you Americans and your pig food. Just be glad that I'm having an "American" cookout and not surrendering to my neighbors because of all the fireworks going off!
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J. Brown | Points in Case Contributing Writer
J. Brown
PIC Contributing Writer
School: Northeastern
University
Hometown: Boston, MA
J Brown—the man, the myth, the legend—can only be described as an epidemic. He makes Mahatma Ghandi look like a pimp and Ronnie
Coleman like a god damn bitch (if you don't know who this is, please Google him). During the day he
absorbs his power from the sun, allowing him to be operational 24/7/365/1,000,000.
His kryptonite include: mayonnaise, spelling, potatoes, and the speed limit.
In J Brown's perfect world every World Series would be Yankees vs. Red Sox, and the BoSox would overcome a 3-0 deficit to win. In this happening he would also, somehow,
receive all the credit and therefore congratulatory blowjobs. Abolish the NL and we'll be one step closer to this dream...
The Things I'd Do for Money by J. Brown
You
might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
Pimp My America 2008 by J. Brown
We’re wasting
money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.
How to Speed Your Way Out of a DUI by J. Brown
If you want
people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
