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Bio
Harold Bobbinsworth Longfellow
XIV, Ph.D., is a Harvard educated film critic who is, to put
it succinctly, better than you. Though talented and prolific
in his career as a writer, the current set of Hollywood
critics has shunned him, fearing his prodigious writing
talent. Unfortunately, as a result, he is forced to share
his brilliance on a third rate internet comedy site.
Longfellow begins and ends each day with one teaspoon of
gin-soaked raisins and enjoys curling (a sport as
unappreciated as he), fine wine, proper MLA formatting,
using obscure Latin phrases in his work, wearing a monocle,
and many other things that someone of your boorish nature
wouldn’t understand.
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