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Dan Zembrosky

PIC Web Designer/Contributing Writer

 School: University of California, San Diego
Hometown: Tustin, CA

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We will all miss Dan immensely. He single-handedly built the wonderful design and functionality of the current Points in Case site you're looking at, so that itself will serve as a constant reminder to me of his energy and vision. If you've found this page because you knew Dan, I encourage you to read Michael Swaim's tribute here: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2009/01/dan-zembrosky.html

-Court


Dan Zembrosky is set to graduate from the University of California, San Diego within a fortnight. His notable college achievements include inadvertent responsibility for bringing Reel Big Fish to campus, staging a naked coup of the campus radio station, and running an otherwise respectable satire paper into the ground. The filthy, shame-filled ground.

Like many, Dan has learned to love, then respect, then hate many alcoholic beverages, including cheap tequila, Southern Comfort, and a Palestinian alcohol that one can only assume is the root of all unrest in the region. While not vomiting onto, into, or under things, Dan enjoys making short films, drawing comics, writing satire, cooking, and heckling lackluster film trailers.

As a youth, Dan and his friends would mount shrines atop their computer monitors and chant self-invented winMX incantations in an effort to get porn to download faster than 5kb/s.

Articles

Student Health Disservices by Dan Zembrosky
Your glands are swollen and you're shaking and panting in a cold sweat. Uhh, you're fine, probably just got the hots for the receptionist. NEXT.

Surviving General Education Courses by Dan Zembrosky
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.

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