Dan Zembrosky | Points in Case Contributing Writer

Dan Zembrosky is set to graduate from the University of California, San Diego within a fortnight. His notable college achievements include
inadvertent responsibility for bringing Reel Big Fish to campus, staging a naked coup of the campus radio station, and running an otherwise respectable satire paper into
the ground. The filthy, shame-filled ground.



Like many, Dan has learned to love, then respect, then hate many alcoholic beverages, including cheap tequila, Southern Comfort, and a Palestinian alcohol that one can
only assume is the root of all unrest in the region. While not vomiting onto, into, or under things, Dan enjoys making short films, drawing comics, writing satire,
cooking, and heckling lackluster film trailers.



As a youth, Dan and his friends would mount shrines atop their computer monitors and chant self-invented winMX incantations in an effort to get porn to download faster
than 5kb/s.

Articles

Student Health Disservices by Dan
Zembrosky
Your glands are swollen and you're shaking and panting in a cold sweat. Uhh,
you're fine, probably just got the hots for the receptionist. NEXT.

Surviving General Education Courses by
Dan Zembrosky
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the
brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.