Dan Opp graduated from
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in 2005 with a degree in
electrical engineering. Prior to landing this gig with PIC,
his post-high school writing credentials consisted entirely
of editing lab reports in which only figures and graphs
actually mattered. He now lives and works in southern
Connecticut, where, each morning, everyone within a 50-mile
radius commutes within a 2-mile radius. Dan’s outside
interests include playing poker for spending money, playing
sports for nostalgia, and conditioning his liver so he can
survive the melting of the polar Natty Ice caps. His
long-term goal is to collaborate with the world’s top
neurosurgeons and have MLB Season Ticket fed directly to his
brain.
Stupid
Questions Only Girls Ask by Dan Opp Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying
questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your
pants down.
Chewing
Out the Fat of America
by Dan Opp It's about time fat people got a tongue
lashing. We're too busy apologizing for their "disease" to spit the
truth out and let insults fly.
Blowing
Out Your Greek Stereotypesby Dan
Opp
Forget what you may have heard... in the
middle of the night while trying to sleep. Our fraternity is an
up(keg)standing member of the community.
Yeah
You Know Me!by Dan Opp
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your
last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the
repetitive, annoying jokes.
CSI:
The Home Gameby Dan Opp
Piecing together the events of a blackout
drunk night is no small task. But knowing the right questions to ask
is essential in memory recovery.
US
Airways Flying Circusby Dan Opp
When it comes to getting a seat on the plane,
the airline industry likes to play a little game called musical
chairs. Losers get a terminal illness.
Safety
is the New Recklessnessby Dan Opp
Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio
requires a bit of careful planning. Just remember: there's always
safety in numbers of the opposite sex.
