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Henri: Does she go to school in Pomona?
Eric Does she suck a mule under Corona?
Henri: What?
Eric: What?
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Dan Opp
PIC Columnist
School: Rensselaer Polytechnic
Institute (RPI)
Hometown: Hudson, MA
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Dan Opp graduated from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in 2005 with a degree in electrical engineering. Prior to landing this gig with PIC,
his post-high school writing credentials consisted entirely of editing lab reports in which only figures and graphs actually mattered. He now lives and works in southern
Connecticut, where, each morning, everyone within a 50-mile radius commutes within a 2-mile radius. Dan’s outside interests include playing poker for spending money,
playing sports for nostalgia, and conditioning his liver so he can survive the melting of the polar Natty Ice caps. His long-term goal is to collaborate with the
world’s top neurosurgeons and have MLB Season Ticket fed directly to his brain.
Balls to the Wall
A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix.
Garbage Time
A place where I forego writey things like "introductions" and "punctuation" to bring you exactly what you want: unadulterated funny.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask by Dan
Opp
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
Chewing Out the Fat of America by Dan Opp
It's about time fat people got a tongue lashing. We're too busy apologizing for their "disease" to spit the truth out and let insults fly.
Blowing Out Your Greek Stereotypes by Dan Opp
Forget what you may have heard... in the middle of the night while trying to sleep. Our fraternity is an
up(keg)standing member of the community.
Yeah You Know Me! by Dan Opp
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the repetitive,
annoying jokes.
CSI: The Home Game by Dan Opp
Piecing together the events of a blackout drunk night is no small task. But knowing the right questions to
ask is essential in memory recovery.
US Airways Flying Circus by Dan Opp
When it comes to getting a seat on the plane, the airline industry likes
to play a little game called musical chairs. Losers get a terminal illness.
Safety is the New Recklessness by
Dan Opp
Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio requires a bit of careful
planning. Just remember: there's always safety in numbers of the opposite sex.
