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Grandma: So What are you going to do when you graduate in August?
Jen: I'm going to get one job that pays all my bills!!
Grandma: Well where and doing what and with whom? What do you want to do Jennifer?!
Christopher: Hey, she'll stand on the corner if it's a 9-5 with good benefits and no weekends.
Jen: Yeah Grandma, I've given up on my lofty goals such as legal employment.
Grandma: I'm going to pretend that boy didn't say those nasty things.
-On selective hearing
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