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Frank: Yo Matt, if Jessica Alba was your sister, would you commit incest?
Matt: Hell yeah!
Frank: Mandels, what about you?
Mandels: Aw man, this is tough. I'm gonna have to go with no.
Frank: Steve, you?
Steve: I'll have to make do with Jessica Simpson then.
-On taking the low road
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Voyeur IM >>
9-3-04
SlyKitty1980: on tv they just rescued
a cute puppy
courtjester5000: theres no way
SlyKitty1980: i thought you'd wanna know, asap
courtjester5000: cute puppies dont get rescued
courtjester5000: they just get AWWWWWWWd
SlyKitty1980
: ya know that animal cop show? on the.. animal cop channel?
courtjester5000: hmm
courtjester5000: i believe ive seen it
courtjester5000: animal planet?
SlyKitty1980
: yaaah! i like that show
courtjester5000: BAD dogs, BAD dogs, whatcha gonnnna dooo
courtjester5000: cuz puppies really smell like poo pooo poo poo
courtjester5000: let me know when im off base.
SlyKitty1980
: LOL
SlyKitty1980: you're such a dork
courtjester5000: duh
courtjester5000: you are too
SlyKitty1980
: so?! shutup
courtjester5000: hypocrite!
courtjester5000: lying son of a poser
SlyKitty1980
: hypopotomous
courtjester5000: hypnotist
SlyKitty1980: my mommy bought me a sheep at a
garage sale.. it's like.. a little ball of wool off this lady's sheep farm, and it has black pipe-cleaner limbs. and it's MINE!
courtjester5000: wait....wha
SlyKitty1980: jealous?
courtjester5000: is it....real?
SlyKitty1980: uh.. sure, court. sure, it's real. *fumbles in purse for mace*
courtjester5000: ;lkjerta
courtjester5000: so lets get this straight: you're now the proud owner of a black, 4-limbed 2004
wooly lamb?
SlyKitty1980: no, no no.
SlyKitty1980: i'm sorry
SlyKitty1980
: i explained it wrong
SlyKitty1980
: i'm totally confusing you
SlyKitty1980
: no
SlyKitty1980: no
SlyKitty1980: it's a white sheep.
courtjester5000: aspelgkasrgjas
courtjester5000: ok, so what youre saying is
courtjester5000: you picked cotton the other day
courtjester5000: but you were high on shrooms
courtjester5000: and it started "walking away"
courtjester5000: and it's yours.
courtjester5000: correct?
SlyKitty1980
: ye... no.
courtjester5000: please, let's stick to non-archaic words, "ye" is so 14th
century
SlyKitty1980: can we leave the 14th century out of this, please??
courtjester5000: can we leave manners out of this, bitch??
SlyKitty1980: why, certainly! you're the guest!
courtjester5000: the guest of honor
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