Hungry for Steak 'n AIDS

Voyeur IM >> 1-19-07

MassUprising: we all went out to dinner, the
editors
MassUprising: and one of the girls ate a pretty sizable
steak
MassUprising: which only goes to prove that she might be able
to handle my cock
MassUprising: heh
courtjester5000: wouldnt that be a rare thing
MassUprising: i'll tell you that'd i'd like it, well.
MassUprising: a little pink never hurt anybody,
though
MassUprising: unless it is...improperly cooked?
MassUprising: i can't keep up with this one
courtjester5000: ya, but i'd be careful at the sight of blood
courtjester5000: don't go there, period
MassUprising: i bet it'd just melt in my mouth
MassUprising: hahahahaha
MassUprising: well done
courtjester5000: ahahah
courtjester5000: i was thinking too rare
MassUprising: It was a filet mignon of jokes
courtjester5000: annnnnd..... we're cooked.
MassUprising: southern style
MassUprising: chicken fried
MassUprising: broiled
MassUprising: and blackened
MassUprising: it's been a tough series of jokes.
courtjester5000: you know what a
good name for a southern, ghetto S&M chick would be
courtjester5000: Black Strap Molasses
MassUprising: I'd do her
MassUprising: It just might take awhile
courtjester5000: its a slow drip alright
MassUprising: "I fuck, sweet and slow"
MassUprising: How about Spurburry Syrup?
courtjester5000: sounds like an STD waiting to happen
MassUprising: An STD looking at its watch?
courtjester5000: the time has to be right
MassUprising: well, AIDS is pretty patient if you think about it
MassUprising: but only because his buddy HIV is keeping his
seat warm, i suppose
courtjester5000: AIDS makes for some ugly patients though
MassUprising: You've never found an AIDS whore attractive?
MassUprising: If only for the danger associated
with...like...hugging her?
courtjester5000: hugging??!
MassUprising: well
yeah
MassUprising: you wouldn't fuck a girl with AIDS would
you?
courtjester5000: i'd go to 3rd base
MassUprising: How demoralizing would it be if a girl with AIDS rejected
you?
courtjester5000: i'd buy her HIV and HERS jewelry to win her over
MassUprising: I'd make her a steak dinner
courtjester5000: bloody right
MassUprising: and if she didn't drink
MassUprising: we'd have Lemonaids
MassUprising: Then, a long series of hugging would
follow
courtjester5000: such a sweet n sour proposition
courtjester5000: for her pussy.
MassUprising: hahaha
MassUprising: Would you rather have cancer or
AIDS?
MassUprising: ball cancer
MassUprising: painful, testicular cancer
courtjester5000: jesus, any more symptoms you want to add before i
decide?
MassUprising: yes
MassUprising: smelly
courtjester5000: i think i'd have to check out the AIDS singles scene and then see
MassUprising: I can't imagine it being any better than the Herpes scene,
though.
MassUprising: I mean, most of those AIDS chicks...once they
swallow your cum, they get pneumonia and die
courtjester5000: a;sldfkjasgdas
courtjester5000: so im assuming "spit" is a popular option
MassUprising: I doubt that
MassUprising: how would they get AIDS if they were a
spitter?
MassUprising: obviously, AIDS only comes from the semen of
black dick
MassUprising: and it has to be ingested
MassUprising: orally
courtjester5000: i knew there were some facts they forgot to teach me in sex
ed
MassUprising: well did you have black people in your class?
courtjester5000: no....
MassUprising: maybe they thought you were black
MassUprising: and concealed the truth to spare your
feelings
courtjester5000: im sure that was it
MassUprising: you've grown up all this time
MassUprising: not knowing that you had AIDS
MassUprising: so I suppose there really isn't any choice
between smelly, painful testicular cancer now
courtjester5000: i'll take the AIDS!
MassUprising: you've already ordered and the cook is in the back frying it up with
green peppers and onions
courtjester5000: so... about that girl...
MassUprising: I do believe that this is the first time in this history of AIM
conversations in which steak and AIDS were related
MassUprising: which sounds ironically close to steak and
eggs
courtjester5000: closely related to Steak and BJ Day
courtjester5000: but for blacks only
MassUprising: hahahaha, yes, exactly
MassUprising: now you're catching on
MassUprising: we were talking about a girl?
MassUprising: oh yes
courtjester5000: she eats a mean steak
MassUprising: she eats a happy steak, too
courtjester5000: speaking of which
courtjester5000: i think im hungry now
MassUprising: me too, actually
courtjester5000: maybe ill grab a steak dinner
MassUprising: you know what joke we forgot?
MassUprising: salsbury
courtjester5000: salisbury
MassUprising: you're the editor, fucker
courtjester5000: let's just bury that joke
MassUprising: bury that joke in an AIDS morgue
courtjester5000: although to be fair, we did hit spurburry
MassUprising: haha
courtjester5000: IM OUT LIKE AN AIDS VICTIM!
MassUprising: Don't let domestic violence control your life

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