Robby T Spoon

Class of:

2011

Hometown:

Shropshire, UK

At a Glance:

T Spoon, as is widely known, is indeed a sick fuck. Currently attending Keele University in the UK, he enjoys the delights of an establishment with one of the highest suicide and alcoholism rates in the country. Also available is a thong with his face on it, because he's THAT cool.

Bio:

While stories circulate that he was the secret lovechild of Michael Jackson and a rather reluctant female chimpanzee (note the hair and pale skin), no evidence other than a hairy body and a tendency towards losing one glove has ever been found in evidence.
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Guy: Is herpes sexually transmitted?
Girlfriend: Yeah, of course it is.
Guy: I've got a surprise for you then.
-Not the way you'd like to start off the day

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