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Austin: So I'm an enabler because I brought a 6-pack to a hockey night for anyone to drink?
Matt: No, you're an enabler because you told me if I chugged that 40, you'd buy me another one.
Austin: That's not enabling, it's a personal challenge.
-Redefining the alcoholic reward system
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