Mike Cannon

School: SUNY College at Geneseo

Class of: 2007

Hometown: Queens

At a Glance:

Dirty Jokes From a Shitty Kid. Mike Cannon has been blowing his way to the bottom of the Comedy Industry for the past three years. With his incredibly sharp wit, and perky ass, there is no limit to how far he can go. Seriously, his ass is ridiculous. If he was gay (on a regular basis), guys would be lined up around the block to tap it.

Bio:

Every time he steps on stage, Mike provides an energetic performance not for the faint of heart. He regularly plays major clubs throughout New York City including Caroline’s On Broadway, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, New York Comedy Club, Eastville Comedy Club, Ochi’s Lounge at Comix, Sage Theater and Triad Theater to name a few. He’s also available for back alley H parties, events sponsored by the Duke Lacrosse team, and basically any place that serves alcohol. Mike is constantly working on his act, whether it is writing for his famed personal blog, trying out jokes on his friends, or bothering strangers on the subway for loose change or a sandwich. Comedy is his life, and he is dedicated to making the majority of you laugh and the rest of you squirm. Be sure to check out the constantly updated performance schedule on http://www.mikecannonmtff.com. So without further adieu, Ladies and Gentleman, I present you with Mike Cannon!

Column:

The trials and tribulations of a bottom-feeding NYC comedian with the work ethic of a Thai sweat shop kid, and the sexual ambition of a 16-year-old bulimic girl.

Blender Theater Performance: Me Hype New York City 0 , 4.2
Imagining Sex as a Rich Person 3 , 4.1
Bombing PIC 6 , 3.2
Debauchery Rules Log Bay Day 2009, Part 2 2 , 4.2
Debauchery Rules Log Bay Day 2009 4 , 4.2
Allow Me to Re-Introduce Myself, My Name is HOV! 0 , 4.2
Hi, My Name Is (Chicka Chicka) Mike Cannon 7 , 4.2