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"I don't know what you're trying to say, Emily. Einstein was only six when he wrote Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, but I still love R&B."
-Caleb, on musical influences
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School: Ohio State University
Class of: 2012
Hometown: Cincinnati
At a Glance:
I coined the term "conestoga" in reference to an un-circumcised penis. Check Urban Dictionary --- it's on there. If you don't know what a conestoga is or how it relates to an un-circumcised penis, well, then you sir (or ma'am) have not played enough Oregon Trail.Bio:
Dos Equis asked me to do their "most interesting man in the world" commercials, but I told them I was not interested. Paradox.Column:
An illuminating look at the faults of society through the eyes of an eternal pessimist.
The Death of America's Greatest 2-Star Celebrity 4
, 3.5 
The Unfriendly Skies Open Up 3
, 3.8 Gratuitous Mention: Tipping is Dead 45
, 2.9 Amateur Hour: Homemade Porn is the Best 7
, 4.2
Comedy Articles:
Two Chinks in Batman's Armor8 comments, 3.3 stars
Batman is the best superhero out there. That said, I have made two discoveries involving Robin and the Clock King which have slightly lessened Batman's reputation in my mind.
Comments:
- Ken Tremendous would be proud of this work. - Jul 22, 2009
