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  • Never forget ... genius. - Sep 19, 2008
  • Just some good ol' fashioned, romantic muff piledriving. Magic! - Sep 17, 2008
  • God damn that was good to read, easily the best piece in PIC since your time- - Sep 17, 2008
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  • Glad to hear your on the mend KC, keep 'er lit. - Aug 25, 2008
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  • Very good. - Jul 15, 2008
  • The Snipets and the Impure Tour has arrived in Dublin, Ireland. I'v only r - Jul 8, 2008
  • I'm eagerly awaiting No Recess 2: Carters Revenge :) - Jun 30, 2008
  • Very good indeed. - Jun 26, 2008
  • Its way better that anytin Nick writes. I'm enjoying your stuff Omar. - Jun 26, 2008
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