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School: Other
Class of: 2004
Hometown: Sydney, Aus
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The Irish can drink more than you. Australian Irish can drink more than them. I can drink the most. Grasshopper always beats the AntBio:
Some kind of practical joke from God made this Grasshopper smarter, wittier and better looking than any before him. Will he waste it..?Comments:
- Wow you are gonna get many kinds of trolls for this one! But fuck 'em, I foun - Feb 25, 2011
- Andrei I kept thinking of you when reading the Smart Ass troll so I think tha - Feb 24, 2011
- I thought this was great. Was it meant to conjure up the image it was told by - Feb 23, 2011
- Wow that is so true, Ive noticed that my response to anything my boss says is - Feb 23, 2011
- I over ever-ed once, but we were young, it was Spring and there were deer fro - Feb 21, 2011
- Boobs are indeed very spiffy. What a great word! - Feb 21, 2011
- Im now one of the seven - Feb 21, 2011
- Seems a lot like Bridget Jones' diary, but with more explicit masturbation - Feb 14, 2011
- I have to agree with both the comments above. A strange experience but worthw - Feb 10, 2011
- Bravo - Feb 10, 2011
- Whats a "costing whore"? A special kind of whore? Perhaps with a degree in ec - Feb 9, 2011
- This was hilarious! Where have you been Charles? Write more often, please. - Feb 8, 2011
- At least wipe your nose. So much snot... - Feb 7, 2011
- I would have loved to have seen this website on Graham Norton's show. For sur - Feb 7, 2011
- Surely you want to ask that question and have KC answer it. - Feb 3, 2011
- Im very surprised there is no May the 4th day here. It could be the day all m - Feb 1, 2011
- You are a brave man who has perfectly pulled off a tricky customer here (see, - Jan 23, 2011
- Nice prestige. Had me fooled - Jan 20, 2011
- Exactly! The first time I saw this was from Nate and I assumed it was lazines - Jan 20, 2011
- You seem a little obsessed with your mother. Perhaps you need some incesticid - Jan 20, 2011
- I like your anger a lot more than some other's anger. It tastes pure and bubb - Jan 19, 2011
- Are the goats in Albania particularly heinous? Must they be punished more tha - Jan 18, 2011
- Ha Ha this was an awesome article. It reminded me of a Rebello Rant but witho - Dec 23, 2010
- Nobody has left an abusive comment? Im shocked. Andre you're losing your touc - Dec 21, 2010
- YAY! I know you must have loved telling your sponsors you get a million comme - Dec 21, 2010
- Hey she has a lot of valid issues. Even though she has more fame, money and a - Dec 15, 2010
- I google-mapped that address and it seems to be situated in the biggest fores - Dec 14, 2010
- It erks me when people say "you're" like "your". Especially because that habi - Dec 9, 2010
- You dont like Tarentino? You used to be cool man - Dec 9, 2010
- All so true, and its good to know the toilet habits are not just mine as well - Nov 16, 2010
- some of us read these things at work you know, still those pics were worth th - Nov 10, 2010
- They were pedestrian references. Because girls may be like video games but th - Nov 10, 2010
- hey Nate you seem to put a lot of articles up about how you never have to pay - Oct 20, 2010
- HAHAHAHA. snapped em like a dead man's last erection has to be so he'll fit i - Oct 19, 2010
- Thats whats so illogical about being a smurf. Whats the point of being alive, - Oct 13, 2010
- Dear Inquiring minds, Batman is totally still a super hero. He can do shit - Oct 13, 2010
- Did you ask how many is the standard amount of times to wake up in an hour? M - Oct 11, 2010
- We used to have Burger King, with the tag line "Get your burgers from a King - Oct 11, 2010
- Really? A cat story? Is this really the forum for that? - Sep 30, 2010
- they're both drunk, dad just has charisma - Sep 27, 2010
- the lamb is a metaphor for the aborted sibling Mary never got to meet - Sep 27, 2010
- the worst is morning wood with morning breath. nothing like trying to screw w - Sep 6, 2010
- Even being Australian and never ever having seen this show i now feel like i - Aug 26, 2010
- Wow who'd have thought that most of the angry comments would be from cyclists - Aug 26, 2010
- I thought it was awesome, especially when Nate threatened to leave his punctu - Aug 18, 2010
- Awesome continuation (real word or no?). But there is nothing wrong with Japa - Aug 18, 2010
- i dont wanna make you feel worse but fake boobs are as great as you are think - Aug 12, 2010
- ...so in the end the captain was the best? i need to know - Aug 12, 2010
- Just this week? You can do better than that, be a real boss man - Aug 12, 2010
- So was skyblueluv a dude or a chick? Doesnt seem to stay within their gender - Aug 5, 2010
- Its not about being too uptight to find it funny, it just wasnt funny. Even P - Jul 30, 2010
- We Aussies dont bash women, jews or blacks so its not our influence. We just - Jul 27, 2010
- #20, too many variables - Jul 27, 2010
- Especially pink crack - Jul 14, 2010
- I hate when people misuse "literally" as well. I've even heard what must be z - Jul 12, 2010
- I have always gone for the Oranjes because Australia has a very similar attit - Jul 12, 2010
- Well done Andre, When i was reading this i kept thinking that we down under - May 6, 2010
- Andrei this girl doesnt even really exist does she? And if she does there is - Apr 21, 2010
- Wow you're scary good at re-creating Leno's crap factor - Feb 15, 2010
- I love Jameson, even more now. Fucking Protestants with their orange and thei - Feb 8, 2010
- So who packed the biggest pickle? And who was the most... chilly? - Feb 8, 2010
- hahaha i found this the funniest in a long time. and wutang, irreverence is n - Feb 7, 2010
- "Now, you don't know Lipinski and ou're lucky" Arent you like an english maj - Jan 29, 2010
- "Apparently a whiny little jewish princess decides all the rules". These are - Jan 26, 2010
- Orphan sucked. - Jan 26, 2010
- Can she still talk with her mouth full? Oh god i hope so - Jan 21, 2010
- also to moon someone is to show them your arse, coincedence? i think not - Jan 20, 2010
- Yeah, make sure you arent offended that something someone else did isnt funny - Jan 19, 2010
- Wow you were super horny on your birthday, i just turned 27 so apparently i h - Jan 15, 2010
- All awesome points for bartending, unfortunately they dont apply to the gamin - Sep 24, 2009
- Awesome! Prob the best final paragraph ever - Sep 23, 2009
- hehehehe Greater Crested Beyonce (Destinii ugogurl). AWESOME - Sep 17, 2009
- Which is your "famous tattoo"? Is that Mechanek's zipper? - Sep 10, 2009
- I'd like to see that too. And im an Aussie who HATES vegemite. Also mangos. P - Sep 8, 2009
- Nate, this wasnt as good as your last post on health care, and why do 2 posts - Sep 8, 2009
- As a DC fan i have to laugh and say suck shit Marvel fans. But it could work - Sep 3, 2009
- The Argentinian women's hockey team are another gift from God. They are all 1 - Aug 30, 2009
- That was the best example of a "collective of penises swordfighting over a jo - Aug 30, 2009
- Casey, you have an echo? Stop commenting on the can - Aug 25, 2009
- Dont forget the Death Adder, the most Australian snake there is. This bad boy - Aug 23, 2009
- They did more than fucking, Ren was actually raping Stimpy - Aug 19, 2009
- Is that true about udders exploding or a mad man's dream? It seems unlikely b - Aug 18, 2009
- So you prefer not to spend time with gay people cos they act like women. Ther - Aug 12, 2009
- Critters 2 was by far the best Gremlins knock off. Or whatever one had the gi - Aug 11, 2009
- Yes Freddo the frog. Bastard that he is. They're all bastards. They all look - Aug 6, 2009
- We're always culling shit over here in the land of beer and pies - camels, ka - Aug 6, 2009
- I've played this game enough to know there is also Zebu for Z and Newt for N - Aug 4, 2009
- I too adore Kari Wuhrer but most definitely because of something sexual. Name - Aug 3, 2009
- Futurama reference? - Aug 3, 2009
- I think i caught some dyslexia from you because when i first read "and it isn - Aug 3, 2009
- Wowee the ex from hell. But you meant when you said i was the biggest you'd e - Jul 28, 2009
- All the best nips slips and up skirts are at www.thesuperficial.com. Your si - Jul 23, 2009
- I thought this was great! And Franky boy, everyone is just a few dozen drinks - Jul 19, 2009
- Wow i feel a bit stoned after reading that. It was quite rambling and random - Jul 9, 2009
- This comment was way funnier than the article - Jul 8, 2009
- If you can fake tears in one session he'll probably think you're making real - Jul 5, 2009
- Wow i cant believe there were any haters, this was definitely your best artic - Jul 2, 2009
- Ha Ha, some very good ones in there. BEENIUS and AILMO were the best. I dont - Jun 29, 2009
- Hawkman is a much better superhero. His romantic interest is always Hawkgirl, - Jun 28, 2009
- Dont be afraid to throw in some wholly Aussie references just for us. Cant le - Jun 22, 2009
- Another Australian who can use the internet? Thats makes like 5 of us now rig - Jun 22, 2009
- Not fooling anyone Court - Jun 9, 2009
- Court if you miss Justin so much just reach out and express your love honestl - Jun 9, 2009
- Scott Adams talks about the power of your own beliefs influencing your enviro - Jun 1, 2009
- "Unless they're your kids or Mexicans, then I guess they are your slaves" - d - May 27, 2009
- I didnt even attend my own graduation, let alone my brother's. Thank you for - May 24, 2009
- Is this why you're leaving NY? Or just more lies? Filthy filthy lies? And par - May 21, 2009
- I LOVE midgets - May 15, 2009
- You didnt like the purple lightsaber? That was the epitome of Samuel L coolne - May 12, 2009
- The quote at the end was definitely the highlight - May 12, 2009
- This was much more entertaining than any part of the show i've ever seen, whi - May 11, 2009
- Nice twist at the end. It seems like you actually have writing talent and are - May 7, 2009
- you sure make a lot of references to your own homosexual possibilities - May 7, 2009
- And he returns, storming back in with an even larger breasted lady than befor - May 7, 2009
- I care that she has a wii. Even if only because she should have an xbox 360, - Apr 21, 2009
- The Sydney Harbour Bridge is way more famous, one of the big alien ships in I - Apr 20, 2009
- Try getting a job with an Ancient History degree! Hello my puking friends - Apr 20, 2009
- This was the best Investor's Coroner yet. But a query: "the whole thing is - Mar 29, 2009
- People who hold the door open for others should also carry a sign saying "I a - Mar 26, 2009
- The comments above cover that this was too long and deep, though it would pro - Mar 26, 2009
- ¿Donde esta un discotheque? It worked! - Mar 22, 2009
- I always though you were Jewish, what with the Hitler obession and all. Are y - Mar 22, 2009
- A Witch! - Mar 17, 2009
- Your Guinness must be incredibly watered down. A true Guinness should be so t - Mar 17, 2009
- 2 articles in a row where you called your girlfriend a whore, I sense you may - Mar 15, 2009
- Was that why you went on retreat from PIC? Doing some actual work or just too - Mar 12, 2009
- This is how its done Fugly. Best help advice column ever! - Mar 9, 2009
- *Insert obligatory pussy licking joke here* - Mar 8, 2009
- This was the best reply ever, worthy of it own article And the original ar - Mar 6, 2009
- - reciting one of your more disturbing articles out loud and rubbing up again - Mar 4, 2009
- And what is a woodchuck? Is that an American animal or a fantasy animal? Do t - Mar 4, 2009
- ENNIS: I know, I'm such a fag for six-pack abs. Especially on you. JACK: Som - Mar 4, 2009
- Wow a lot of women actually loved this article, i wonder if any lived the lif - Mar 3, 2009
- Anonymous Dude, you dont actually own Nate, you should be thankful for any sn - Mar 2, 2009
- Sometimes your articles tend to go "I like alcohol, whee, oh so much alcohol, - Feb 26, 2009
- ALF said "Ha, I kill me!" and ate cats Thats the extent of my ALF knowledge - Feb 26, 2009
- You lied bro, you lied. No Snippets all year. No anything all month. Feel so - Feb 22, 2009
- Maybe you should have been reading the Sex and the City website instead of a - Feb 20, 2009
- 9. Leaving her a little present: Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. - Feb 20, 2009
- As someone past the 18-24 age group i have one more piece of advice to offer - Feb 19, 2009
- Even though it bears no contextual significance to your column a better pictu - Feb 18, 2009
