Tatyana Bychovskaya

School: Chicago State University

Class of: 2014

Hometown: Akron, Ohio

At a Glance:

It is extremely glamorous being of Russian descent and all. Ironically, I am quite Jewish. To my parents' dismay, I BELIEVE IN JESUS! Blasphemy. I just figure, if you're gonna go with the whole crackpot "Jewish" program, you may as well go all the way. It's like eating a salad and leaving out the lettuce.

Bio:

Welp, I am a natural blonde. I claim that in all genuine honesty. I am a HUGE slut. I talk shit about EVERYONE. And yes, I had passionate slut sex with your boyfriend. And that thing you heard about me licking the girl's slimy? Well it's not entirely false. I send naked photos of my artificial c-cups (That my mother bought me for my 16th birthday) to my own brother. OH, and I lie A LOT. I also sleep in a trashcan. Did I mention that I'm a Nazi? Cause I am. I'm a Jewish Nazi. I was born in a brothel in Kyoto. I have no job. I just hang out at Subway and give free angry hand jobs to my co-workers. My breath smells like tobacco and camel sweat at all times and I don't bathe regularly. It's all TRUE!

College Quotes:

Robbing an Old Lady vs. Prostitution
Dressing Like a Whore
Girl Takes a Number Three
Useful Christmas Gift Regret
Leave Your Pussy Behind
Don't Half-Scrub Your Pussy
Facebook Doesn't Know All
All the Slutty Sexy Girls
Rainbow Dash or Starscream?
Culture Wars
Stop Licking Pussy
Two Abortions Every Month
Your Boyfriend Looks Like a Creep
Happy Drunk Anniversary
Rape Needs More Than a "No"
First Time Masturbating as a Girl
Food Casserole Recipe
Yom Kippur in November
Cats Rule the World
Last Resort to Boredom
Oh Shit I Fucked!
Go to My Room
I Hate Deaf People
Banana Pudding is Weird
Granola Bar Freshness
Oral for Admission
Your Bed Came Onto Me
My MILF
Virgins are So Naive
Take Me to My Car, Bitch
Black Guys Immune to Rape?
Tatyana is Too Sexual
Wake and Bake Appointment
I Raped for Real!

College Nicknames:

Hicks

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