Hometown
Dallas, TXAt a Glance
I definitely have a healthy respect for a good conspiracy theory. Drawing, painting, photography, and computer generated imagery all fall within my sphere of creative interests.Bio
I’m studying printmaking and run a silkscreen t-shirt studio out of my apartment.Comedy Articles
Yes, Your Girlfriend is PregnantIt's simple: parking garages are scary, traveling is dangerous, psychics are vague, and your girlfriend is pregnant. But hey, you knew all that, right?Feb 27, 2013
25 Words You Should Never Use in Your PoetryThese words have been egregiously overused, flogged to within a centimeter of their lives in general, and are altogether too self-consciously "poetic" and pretentious for further public consumption.Aug 8, 2011
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar HooverIt's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.May 19, 2011






