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"Santa Monica College is, like, so stupid. I mean, O to the M to the G, their slogan '#1 in transfers' is like totally telling the world that nobody wants to stay at their school. That's like Marketing 101: avoid negative publicity."
-From a sixth year senior at UCLA
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We're the people who make the thing run. Possibly fast, possibly from the law, possibly in the wrong direction. But definitely not with the herd. That's where you get nabbed.Comedy Articles:
Things We Won't Get for Christmas 201112 comments, 5.0 stars
Even as kids we knew Santa couldn't get us everything we wanted. So today, 28 PIC writers gather to unleash their personal "shit they know they're not going to get" lists.
PIC Writer Superlatives: Everyone's a Winner/Loser!23 comments, 5.0 stars
A recklessly selected panel of 18 PIC writers, past and present, have each come up with 5-10 superlatives for various fellow writers. It's like a big circle-jerk of inside jokes!
PIC Live Chat Highlights16 comments, 4.7 stars
On 12-19-10 at 9pm, we replaced the front page with a Facebook live chat open to readers/writers. The following are some comedic highlights plucked from just over 3 hours of action.
Halloween Double Feature: Top 5 Sexiest Male and Female Vampires66 comments, 4.4 stars
To celebrate Halloween, PIC writers Andrei Trostel and Gavin Pitt have collaborated to bring you the top 5 sexiest male and female vampires, with pics and video!
The Intersection of Explicit Music and Shower Masturbation4 comments, 4.3 stars
Masturbation in the shower is always bittersweet because right after the joy of climax comes the burden of getting your semen down the drain.
Thanksgiving Comedy Cornucopia1 comments, 3.0 stars
Four, short Thanksgiving comedy pieces from the PIC Staff on the spirit of giving by taking, a 9-year-old's account of Thanksgiving projectile vomiting, an American Thanksgiving in Canada, and fun facts on turkeys and Pilgrims.
Our Ideal Summers
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Summer is like Heaven: everyone's got a different idea of what it will be like. Let the PIC staff entrance you with visions of paradise.
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Summer is like Heaven: everyone's got a different idea of what it will be like. Let the PIC staff entrance you with visions of paradise.
Things We Won't Get for Christmas 2005
13 comments, 4.0 stars
Every year we beg Santa for a few hard-earned gifts, possibly even intangible wants. Don't worry, we know exactly which ones we won't get.
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Every year we beg Santa for a few hard-earned gifts, possibly even intangible wants. Don't worry, we know exactly which ones we won't get.
The People We Will Let Down this Summer
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The PIC staff would like to offer their deepest regrets in advance to a number of people, including beer pong partners, parents, God, and you.
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The PIC staff would like to offer their deepest regrets in advance to a number of people, including beer pong partners, parents, God, and you.
