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(We return to KC's Nuptial Adventure with Dirty Mike, KC's old college roommate.)

We were at a Chinese hall for a Chinese wedding. I was determined to stay relatively sober for this wedding, so I could remember it, given that I would be leaving the country in two weeks and wouldn't see my friends for a year. Read More »

I go to a lot of weddings. Every year I write about the love, liquor, and languishing that goes on at the nuptials I attend. This year, I received an all-time low amount of wedding invitations. Mostly because my friends are all married (or hopeless), but also because I planned on moving to Korea. So this event would be my last wedding in America for a while. Read More »

I just found this. In case you haven't been watching my every Tweet, blog, and step, I've relocated to the ROK—The Republic of Korea—for at least one year. But I needed to do some shit in America first. Here is my American Bucket List.

1. Go to a Baseball Game with My Brothers Read More »

So I left the USA—my home for 30 solid years—to teach English in the ROK (Republic of Korea). Moving made me sad. But, my friends threw a party! Read More »

10. Ice Headband

It's like a cold shower, for your skull. Just pop this fucker in the freezer and wear it when you're hungover. Instant cure!

9. Twitter Butt Plug Read More »

Setup: KC and the Organ Gang find themselves in Las Vegas for a bachelor party.

Scene: KC and the Organs wait in line for the Spearmint Rhino.

JUNK: This is going to be great! We're going to see some hot Las Vegas boobs.

KC: I hate strip clubs. Read More »

Okay, I know this title has the word "roofies" in it, and only assholes use roofies. Trust me, I've been accidentally roofied twice and it sucks majorly. But hear me out. I thought of some world-changing ideas for roofie usage—and not just so the creepy guy, backwards hat guy or well-dressed dickface guy can get laid to an unconscious person. Read More »

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Howdy folks! Have you ever been to Las Vegas and wondered, "What show do I just need to see so I can brag to my friends?" "Where are all the hot Vegas strippers at?" "Why is kc writing another fucking Vegas Inventions? I thought that shitbird was supposed to write about college life?" Read More »

Yep, time for more inventions. Only this time, they're not for you bratty college kids. They're for the bratty shitbirds who visit Las Vegas. It's true. The City of Sin has a lot of everything. 24/7 drinking. No open container law. A strip club on every block. Read More »

Hey future employers. How's it going? I see you're researching me for a future position in your company, firm, school, or burger joint. I just want you to know something. Yeah. I've drunk alcohol before. Give me a fucking break. You haven't? Read More »

Scene: KC straightens his tie in the bathroom. He's prepping for the interview that may change his life for the better.

KC: I'm not going to lie, I feel good, I look great, and I'm going to rock this job interview like it's never been rocked before. Let's do a roll call: Hands?

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Have you ever noticed how good advice always sounds like the complete opposite of what you'd expect? Read More »

It's been two years since I've been entertaining (or annoying) you, my faithful PIC readers and fans. Instead of blabbing about my favorite memories like this is a sorority instead of a website, I'm going to put down the most comprehensive writing guide I've ever, um, written. Just for you kids. Read More »

Scene: KC slumbers, but the Organ Gang still works.

BRAIN: You know, as big of a prick as he is, we should do something nice for KC.

JUNK: Like what? Asphyxiate ourselves?

BRAIN: No. Quit being a dick. There's got to be something nice we can do while he's asleep. Read More »

(Para's handwriting is on top, my serial killer-style block letters are on bottom. It's sad when a 10-year-old girl learning her second language has better handwriting than a native speaker—and writer.)   Read More »

I used to think America owned the rights to the greatest beer commercials. Who can forget the Budweiser frogs, Bud Ice penguins, the Wazzup Guys, or the Tastes Great/Less Filling guys (actually, they were really forgettable). Even the Dos Equis ads rock. The Canucks also rock with the Labatt's bear and well, that's about it.  Read More »

Koreans love to drink. Mostly beer and soju (rice wine). I'm not the biggest beer person in the world, and definitely not a wino. So I decided to find some other liquor. Scotch is really expensive, as is most whiskey in the ROK (Republic of Korea). However, I found a few bottles of mystery booze. Here's what they looked like: Read More »

(kc and a Korean 40) Read More »

 
 (Doesn't that just warm your heart?) Read More »

(Don't worry everybody, I'm still alive!!!)  Read More »

Every summer I'm invited to a bunch of weddings, and I go to them and have a bunch of stories. Well, this summer, I've been invited to a few weddings. Unfortunately, my buddies in Minnesota as well as North and South Dakota are mostly finished getting married for the moment. By NYU Boys are just starting. My Colorado Gang is starting to get hitched this summer. Read More »

Bon Voyage USA

Ten years ago I made one of the toughest decisions of my life. I'd give up my family, friends, familiarities and other cool things that start with the letter "F." Read More »

(This is an old photo. I'm going faster and looking cooler this year.) Read More »

(The oven, after lovin', is always funny and fun.)

We all know what a Dutch Oven is. Or maybe you don't. If you're a little rusty on one of the greatest inventions of all time, here's the story about the birds and the bees and the ovens... Read More »

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(My Mom performing one of her many daily duties. Cleaning spinal wound sutures...) Read More »

(All caused because some mother driver tried to change the Spongebob DVD for her kids...) Read More »

People ask me often if I regret any of my tattoos, do they hurt, which one is my favorite, how much a tattoo of a Tasmanian Devil fisting a leprechaun will cost, which was my first, and so on. The answers are sort of, duh, all of them, probably $150-350 depending on the color, size and body part and finally, Darth Vader. Read More »

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Since our readership at Points in Case is mostly 18-24 year old dudes looking to either kill time in between classes, waste time at work, or figure out how to sell drugs, I thought I'd help out my fellow buddies with a guide to tell if a girl is insane or not. Read More »

There's a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place. While guides to the gym have been written and posted already, I figure it's up to me to spread more of the good word, since people at my gym are fucking idiots. Read More »

Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy. But boxing involves a lot of training, dieting and overall effort. Skip all that; grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.

Besides punching people, here are some of the benefits of standing at the door: Read More »

Since it's summer now, you better get cracking on your reading list. Okay, while you're ignoring your books and slacking off at work, think about the things you should do before you graduate. Here are a few to help you out:

1. Go to a College Football Game Sober Read More »