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The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A Wonderland-like tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, filled with conversational wit and hilarious misadventures.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, with original illustrations and more boob jokes than necessary.
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Kc was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, and now resides in NYC. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls.Bio:
Casey "kc" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than kc. He’s gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls.Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
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Die Before You Get Old (and Single)
Posted August 25th, 2008 by Casey FreemanNuptials are cool, fun and so "in" these days.
I've done my share of making fun of weddings, brides, grooms and the act of marriage thus far. Ridiculing happy people (whether they're really happy or not) is fun and easy. But the other side of wedding bliss is a cruel and ugly fate: being old and single. Read More »
My Organs and I Go to Work
Posted August 18th, 2008 by Casey Freeman(KC rides the luxurious subway to Midtown during a beautiful NYC morning.)
NOSE: It smells icky.
JUNK: Eyes, check out that girl's ass. Yeah, yeah. Good. Brain, save it. Oh look, she's turning around. Get ready to... Read More »
Getting Ink Done Right
Posted August 11th, 2008 by Casey FreemanYou may not know it, but my skin is home to some of the most amazing tattoos you've never seen. Unless you've seen me naked; then you've seen them. When I wear shorts or a tank top people compliment me all the time. They think I'm a geek, but I hear a lot of good things.
And before you ask questions, here are the answers: Read More »
The Gayest Fire Alarm Story Ever
Posted August 4th, 2008 by Casey FreemanDirty Mike and I only enforced one rule when we were home: no shirts. Now let me say this once: my former roommate and I both really like vaginas and not man-ass. But while we were home we just liked to walk around without t-shirts. Mind you, we never chilled out naked, except for the times we'd catch each other banging chicks. Read More »
Hot Time in the City: Moving to NYC After Graduation
Posted July 28th, 2008 by Casey FreemanClose all the windows in your bathroom. Re-plumb the pipes so your sewage heats up and shoots from your shower head. Turn on all the taps releasing full-heated doodoo water. Throw up a few times and leave some old Ethiopian food and fried chicken to fester.
Is it hot? Is it disgusting? Does it smell bad? Good, you're almost there. Read More »
My Organs and I Wake Up
Posted July 22nd, 2008 by Casey Freeman(Scene: KC is asleep in his hip Pee Slope apartment.)
EARS: DUDE, THERE'S A NOISE! DUDE, THERE'S A FUCKING NOISE!!! STOP IT!!!
KC: What is your God damned problem Ears?
EARS: There's a fucking noise!
HANDS (pointing to alarm clock): Right over there! Read More »
A Vacation from My Staycation
Posted July 14th, 2008 by Casey FreemanYour parents are so much smarter than you. Not because of their educations or life experiences. I mean, they produced you. What a shame.
Your folks found out the secret of life: getting the hell out of the city and into a nice cookie cutter house in the suburbs.
Sure, the big city has it all: culture, food and diversity--but get the hell away before you go nuts. Read More »
I'm the Most Famous Guy You Know
Posted July 7th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: I'm jealous, make me famous!! Homie p.s. I'm nailing the shit out of a bottle of vodka on my couch -Christy Read More »
My Organs and I Go on a First Date, Part 2
Posted July 1st, 2008 by Casey Freeman« Back to My Organs and I Go on a First Date, Part 1
(Our hero KC and his organs are on their first date with Zee. They are seated at an uber-fancy restaurant making small talk.) Read More »
My Organs and I Go on a First Date
Posted June 30th, 2008 by Casey FreemanKC: Okay gang, I've got a date with this really hot chick. Can you please, please behave for me tonight? I don't need another, "Um, I forgot your name but can I get a high five and could you pay for my beer?" date night like last time. Dig it? Read More »
Deez Nupts 2008: Monte's Revenge
Posted June 24th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: Good times good times I had 1 boner so far -Steve O
(Kc is going to four weddings this summer. He finds them to be incredibly adventurous, dangerous and hilarious. Watching his friends submit to the old ball and chain is tough, but the booze helps.) Read More »
Searching for Mrs. Freeman
Posted June 16th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: Dude, Jenny and this girl she just met also doing amateur night are sitting next to me and comparing vaginal lips. I shit you not. -Bones
Let's face it. At 28 years old, I'm no spring chicken. It's probably time for me to settle down with a beautiful Mrs. Freeman. Read More »
9 Action Heroes Past Their Primes
Posted June 10th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: I have all these amazing theorems that Id never be able to describe. Unless I had puppets. - kc
Things that make an awesome movie: explosions, boobs, motorcycles, dinosaurs, ninjas, booze, fart jokes, fights, fire, monster trucks and hot chicks. What's missing? Old people. You see, once you turn old, you don't matter any more. Read More »
This One's on Me
Posted June 2nd, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: Its not the size of your penis its how many drugs you have - Bones.
Math is hard and makes my head hurt. So when I'm bartending, my favorite price is nothing - hey, I don't own this bar, who gives a shit? Read More »
Not to Sound Racist
Posted May 26th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWeekly Drunk Text: "Im famous! Read More »
My Fantasy Football Team
Posted September 3rd, 2008 by Casey FreemanSince I'm chained to a computer with little to do and since football is the only thing that matters in this country, my friends finally convinced me to join their Fantasy Football League. Since none of my friends are literate, and I enjoy sharing my deepest and darkest with you, here's my team thus far:
NAME: Mordor Freemanites
OFFENSE Read More »
Don't Be Such a Query
Posted September 3rd, 2008 by Casey FreemanYou know the drill, answer as comments. Or not. See if I can tell the difference (I can). Read More »
Even Crippled, I Have Questions
Posted August 28th, 2008 by Casey FreemanI already wrote this once, but my computer deleted it.
Entertain me and answer with comments.
You're on a road trip. You get to pick three fictional movie characters from college movies. You're going to have the time of your life. Which three do you pick? Read More »
Thank You
Posted August 23rd, 2008 by Casey FreemanI shouldn't be writing this. I shouldn't be sitting here. I shouldn't even be breathing right now. But I am.
And I owe it to all of you, my friends, family, fans and casual readers.
I have so much to say right now, but I'll do my best and keep this short. Read More »
Kc in Recovery
Posted August 21st, 2008 by Casey Freeman
Hey folks, it's Court, pardon the interruption.
Kc had an accident this past weekend and his friend WAM tells me that his neck and spine are injured, but that he is doing very well considering the extent of damage. Read More »
In Defense of NYC
Posted August 4th, 2008 by Casey FreemanMy shellacking of NYC gives the impression I hate the Big Apple. Well, I sort of do, but last weekend I experienced really awesome New York. Read More »
The Hugging Lion
Posted July 30th, 2008 by Casey FreemanWatch this video of this lion hugging his two former owners. It's pretty cool.
It made me and millions of others think. Read More »
Excuse Me, I Have a Question
Posted July 30th, 2008 by Casey Freeman 
We always like to see what you're thinking, even though you're usually wrong. Leave your answers as a comment. I'm resisting the urge to ask "Dark Knight" related questions, because I'd probably give away spoilers and other good stuff. Read More »
Quick Queries
Posted July 23rd, 2008 by Casey Freeman 
It's Wednesday and I'm the one asking the questions here. Comment with answers or talk amongst yourselves. No big whoop.
Does a specific type of alcohol get you weird? Example, red wine makes me want to dry hump. White wine makes me want to eat shards of glass. Whiskey cures everything. You? Read More »
Dos and Don'ts of the Gym
Posted September 3rd, 2008 by Casey Freeman
There's a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place. While guides to the gym have been written and posted already, I figure it's up to me to spread more of the good word, since people at my gym are fucking idiots. Read More »
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
Posted August 12th, 2008 by Casey Freeman
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy. But boxing involves a lot of training, dieting and overall effort. Skip all that; grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
Besides punching people, here are some of the benefits of standing at the door: Read More »
11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
Posted June 21st, 2008 by Casey Freeman
Since it's summer now, you better get cracking on your reading list. Okay, while you're ignoring your books and slacking off at work, think about the things you should do before you graduate. Here are a few to help you out:
1. Go to a College Football Game Sober Read More »
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