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Casey "kc" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than kc. He’s gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls.Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
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Texts From Last Night (To Myself)
By Casey Freeman November 19, 2009Since I'm on the go and can't be bothered to carry a notebook with me and never thought to buy a portable voice recorder, I send text messages to myself to remind me of column ideas or jokes that I think are funny. But the truth is, most of the time I text myself, I'm in that twilight area between sleep and consciousness. Or I'm really wasted. Read More »
What I Did When I Turned 18
By Casey Freeman November 9, 2009The Setup
Lunch break time during one of my summer jobs—at the time I worked as a professional mover in Denver.
The Players
Jay: Old white guy. Swears a lot. Read More »
My Organs and I Drive to Denver
By Casey Freeman November 4, 2009(Scene: KC drives in his complete chick magnet Ford Focus on the highway during rush hour Denver traffic.)
BRAIN: Oh my God this is fucking awful! I'm fucking freaking out man. Look at all these cars and how fast they're going! Give me a fucking Valium. Read More »
My Organs and I Return... From the Dead
By Casey Freeman October 29, 2009(Scene: A dark hospital corridor near the morgue. Orderlies run around trying to figure out why all the body bags are moving and what all the banging is from the corpse cooling machine. A body covered by a sheet moves into the shot. Then it sits up revealing the incredibly handsome [but alas, dead] face of everybody's favorite person in the world: KC!)
Stoned Candy Adventure
By Casey Freeman October 27, 2009I'm a paranoid smoker. Mostly because I worry that everybody knows I'm high. But the fact is, everybody does know I'm high because my eyes get big, I laugh at everything, and I constantly look around at stuff or get distracted by shiny colors. Read More »
Don't Date These People
By Casey Freeman October 20, 2009No matter how hard I complain, somehow, the scum of the earth keeps breeding. So here you are, your first and final warning. Don't date these people.
1. Anybody with an Ankle Bracelet Read More »
11 Awesome Things About Being a Barback
By Casey Freeman October 13, 2009
The offensive lineman. The assistant to the President of the United States of America. The dude who shovels the elephant poo at the circus. These are the unsung heroes that make our everyday lives livable. Read More »
Alumni Swim Team Snippets
By Casey Freeman October 6, 2009The University of Colorado Swim Team ranks as the most quote heavy group I've ever hung out with of all my friends. I swam in the CU Black, Gold and Silver Swim Meet, in which the alumni-athletes race the current swimmers. Most grape smugglers I've known are the foulest-mouthed degenerates I've ever met, which is why I like them. Read More »
Drink Like a Man
By Casey Freeman September 30, 2009I was okay with Zima and Smirnoff Ice—girls and weenies need something to drink too. Grape-flavored vodka rubbed me the wrong way, but I accepted it as I've accepted vodka-infused sweet tea. I just grunted when my friends offered me raspberry beer—even though I adore raspberries. But now...now I'm getting angry. Read More »
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bartender
By Casey Freeman September 23, 2009
Eventually, your savings account, book deal, and welfare runs out. So you've got to get a job. Employment mostly sucks and you've got no profitable skills, except for that thing you do with your mouth, but you don't want to do that to gross people. Read More »
Don't Be the Town Stoner
By Casey Freeman September 15, 2009Surely your parents warned you about being the town drunk. He smells bad, drinks warm Steel Reserve out of a paper bag, and yells at college kids whenever he's conscious enough to yell. The town drunk is so obnoxious, loud, and stinky that no bar, fast food restaurant, or needle exchange will allow him inside, so he generally pisses either on himself or the walls of buildings. Read More »
Deez Nupts 2009: Shipping Up to Boston
By Casey Freeman September 9, 2009NOTE: I'm at the age when my friends marry. Deez Nupts are tales from weddings, but mostly the drinkin' that happens.
Deez Nupts 2009: The End of a Mother Effing Era
By Casey Freeman September 1, 2009NOTE: I'm at the age when my friends marry. Deez Nupts are tales from weddings, but mostly the drinkin' that happens.
The MySpace of Sex
By Casey Freeman August 27, 2009The last time I was online trying to give pound puppies to unadopted orphans, I came across an advertisement for the MySpace of Sex. It was just another adult site with professional porn stars posed in low res photos to make them look like your hotter-than-average-everyday amateur. But what if there really was a MySpace of Sex.... Read More »
The Socially Acceptable Guide to Drinking Alone
By Casey Freeman August 17, 2009"I only drink on two occasions, when I'm with people and when I'm alone."
-Joe Namath
Mandatory Listening: "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood Read More »
Kiss a Little Longer: A Hair's Tale
By Casey Freeman November 20, 2009So, in honor of the most venerable PIC Hair Week (which apparently lasts two weeks)—I thought I'd take a break from writing about my own hair and write about somebody else's.
You see young lads and lassies, way back when I was a college-aged buck, there was such a thing as females with pubic hair. Revolting, I know. But it's a fact. We also thought Limp Bizkit was cool. Read More »
What's With the Beard?
By Casey Freeman November 17, 2009(I decided to extend PIC Hair Week. I experienced some computer problems, so my other Hair Week posts were left to sit.) (My computer problems were the fact that I started playing computer games again.)
What's With the Hair?
By Casey Freeman November 9, 2009
I swear I'm not a dirty hippie. Yeah, my hair is long. But seriously, I'm not a hippie. I'm also not joining a band or making a statement. Believe me, I hate my long hair. I've got a reason to grow it out and it's a pretty good one. Read More »
Halloween Headaches 2.51
By Casey Freeman November 2, 2009Halloween Drunk Comment
"Her friends should tell her to have some decency." -- James
Another Halloween has come and gone. Luckily, I survived. But here's my second-day review of Halloween. Read More »
Halloween Headaches 2.0
By Casey Freeman October 31, 2009Halloween Drunk Comment
"My eyes are tired from looking all over the room." -- Bossman
I'm back to reviewing Halloween costumes and experiences. Since today is actual Halloween, I'll make a sequel in a day or so. Read More »
Tim Tebow Already in NFL Hall of Fame, Committee Says
By Casey Freeman October 13, 2009CANTON, OH - The historical committee to find new Hall Of Fame players elected Heisman Trophy-winning University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow into the sacred building of football stars. Even though Tebow hasn't taken a snap with a National Football League team as a professional player, the committee felt they had "a pretty good hunch" about Tebow. Read More »
Effing Yankee Fans
By Casey Freeman October 8, 2009Yankees fans get a bad rap. A few rotten potatoes can make fans of the Big Apple's premier team look like total douchebags. And this isn't directed at you, the fine Bronx Bomber fans of the world. I don't even hate to admit it anymore, but your team is one of the best sports franchises in history of professional athletics. Read More »
Tawkin' To My Bitchez
By Casey Freeman October 1, 2009
I take care of two bitches: one black and one yellow. That's right, I don't discriminate. Both of them are pretty stupid, but I keep these dumb bitches for companionship, I don't want them doing my taxes—their only jobs are to love me and be my bitch. Read More »
Screw Polar Bears
By Casey Freeman September 28, 2009The damn hippies keep telling us to quit warming the global, or something. I don't know what they're talking about. But screw them.
But I keep seeing this commercial about why we should save the polar bears. But fuck polar bears. They're assholes.
Sorry Pervs
By Casey Freeman September 21, 2009I know you were thinking, "Oh, that's just another short-haired bigger girl with no tits. But God Damn! Does she have an ass on her!" You wondered, maybe she could bend over next to your office chair, and your could use that booty as your work bench. Read More »
My Thoughts on Disney Buying Marvel
By Casey Freeman September 3, 2009I moved to New York City for the sole purpose of interning at Marvel Comics, which I did in the spring of 2001. It's by far the best job I've ever had, even though they paid me in free comics—which are really hard to use as rent money.
Road Trip Warrior: Denver to Sioux Falls
By Casey Freeman September 3, 2009True story: a moving company once offered me a full-ride scholarship to trucker school. Instead I attended NYU and earned an English degree. And if you've ever been an English major, you know that truckers make a much better living than you.
How to Tell If a Girl is Crazy
By Casey Freeman February 18, 2009
Since our readership at Points in Case is mostly 18-24 year old dudes looking to either kill time in between classes, waste time at work, or figure out how to sell drugs, I thought I'd help out my fellow buddies with a guide to tell if a girl is insane or not. Read More »
Dos and Don'ts of the Gym
By Casey Freeman September 3, 2008
There's a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place. While guides to the gym have been written and posted already, I figure it's up to me to spread more of the good word, since people at my gym are fucking idiots. Read More »
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
By Casey Freeman August 12, 2008
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy. But boxing involves a lot of training, dieting and overall effort. Skip all that; grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
Besides punching people, here are some of the benefits of standing at the door: Read More »
11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
By Casey Freeman June 21, 2008
Since it's summer now, you better get cracking on your reading list. Okay, while you're ignoring your books and slacking off at work, think about the things you should do before you graduate. Here are a few to help you out:
1. Go to a College Football Game Sober Read More »
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