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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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Class of: 2013
At a Glance:
That weird quiet girl.Bio:
Sexism makes me giggle, but quietly because women should be seen and not heard. I have a YouTube channel where I talk about dinosaurs and stuff: http://www.youtube.com/lookitsmolly I also have an ADD-fueled blog and my Twitter account is full of nonsensical rambling that somehow starts to make sense if you ingest enough caffeine.Blog:
Thoughts from the kitchen, if women could think.
Goats: Harbingers of the Rapeocalypse 2
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Awkward Girl, Shy and Terrified: Monarch of the Apartment She Rarely Leaves 13
, 5.0 Sticky Notes for Self-Esteem 2
, 5.0 Achievement Unlocked: Complete Lack of Social Life 6
, 4.8 My Vision is Cooler Than Your Vision 9
, 5.0 Weekly Weather Report For My Patio 2
, 4.8 Volunteering Sucks 0
, 5.0 An Imaginary Conversation With My New Neighbor 1
, 4.7 Words I'm Not Supposed to Say 2
, 5.0 My Childhood Pets 3
, 5.0 10 Things I Hate About You - Neighbor Edition 4
, 4.6 10 Things Every English Major Will Do 15
, 4.3 This Candy is Gross and Your Beard Smells Like Shit 1
, 4.2 No, I Can't Talk, I'm IN A HURRICANE. 3
, 4.6 Your Guide to Being a Trouble-Free Stalkee 3
, 4.3 Labeling: Not Just for Sociology 8
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Comedy Articles:
If Your Apartment Lease was Totally Honest3 comments, 5.0 stars
A community fee of $500 is due at the lease signing. This covers use of the STD-filled cesspit we call a pool, rusted out 70's gym equipment, moth-infested laundry center, picnic areas, and other facilities.
My Adopted Dog is Totally Neurotic7 comments, 4.6 stars
There are two things keeping my boxer Tessa and I from having that perfect fairytale family. One: she is neurotic, and two: I'm a horrible dog-mommy.
5 Reasons Why Feminists are Insane (Besides the Fact That They're Women)31 comments, 4.0 stars
We had it good, women, sitting on our asses all day, popping out the occasional kid, and maintaining absolute silence in the kitchen. And then the feminists screwed it all up.
Uphill Both Ways: It's Not Classy But It's How I Get to Class8 comments, 4.1 stars
I have to walk half a mile to get to class twice a day. When the creepers and idiots are out in full force, I have a special routine for getting to campus without getting molested.
10 Tips for the Casual Stalker35 comments, 4.4 stars
As a stalker magnet, I love my creepers. No, seriously, I do. But I have some advice for the non-regulars who decide to hit on me each week to help step up their creeper game.
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- Gideons International actually leaves bibles in every kitchen, not just hotel - May 24, 2012
- Ha, those are great. I've managed to avoid both that and public boners. Alt - Apr 20, 2012
- They are pwnies, the leetest of magical creatures and they are known for thei - Apr 19, 2012
- But the ponies aren't magical, the unicorns are. Also they're clearly not no - Apr 19, 2012
- Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are unico - Apr 19, 2012
- You should totally put out a tip jar! I've drawn a crowd a couple of times b - Apr 18, 2012
- I mean, I guess you could remove .1 of a horse without killing it. Possibly. - Apr 18, 2012
- To be fair, I made a sandwich *while* making the video. I agree though, I ne - Apr 17, 2012
- Haha I know you! Oh my goodness yes, with you on the smokers. I'm surroun - Mar 9, 2012
- Haha one of my neighbors at home does that, too. Last time I was home the ba - Mar 9, 2012
- Aww, iguanas are so cute! I couldn't work at a pet store, I can hardly make - Mar 9, 2012
- I was originally assigned to live on-campus with 4 other people in a study ro - Mar 9, 2012
- Heck yes! And when life isn't sucky and you just want to avoid all forms of - Mar 8, 2012
- Thanks! Yeah, I can pretty much get through fights without trouble now but I - Mar 7, 2012
- I kind of agree. Also I still find the lack of my version of normalcy incred - Feb 29, 2012
- I have 20/15 vision and also see trash bag animals occasionally. Except I th - Feb 29, 2012
- Haha aww, you're sweet. - Feb 29, 2012
- My entire participation grade for one of my classes today depended on my will - Feb 6, 2012
- Haha, I'm actually still on a "wow I can do anything!" high because no one ca - Jan 18, 2012
- Good afternoon, Superchor. A few things. First, this is Points in Case, w - Jan 17, 2012
- Haha thanks for sharing :-) Enjoy the next 73 years! - Nov 2, 2011
- Loophole 2: Maybe I'm referring to the shitty ABC Family show that I have tot - Nov 2, 2011
- Haha I completely agree. I spend class time drawing unicorns impaling famous - Oct 26, 2011
- I used to grade math for a bunch of middle schoolers and one of them did his - Oct 26, 2011
- I feel bad that he died, but mostly because for my Personal Finance class we' - Oct 17, 2011
- Dear Anonymous, We're just continuing what we did all through college- rel - Oct 13, 2011
- *Be unemployed- but still eager to share vast if useless knowledge of symboli - Oct 13, 2011
- Nope, I only hang out with famous authors. Agreed. - Oct 13, 2011
- There should also be one for stalkers, like an "available victims" app, that - Oct 12, 2011
- Hmm... it would be really convenient if there was some sort of rating system - Oct 3, 2011
- Exactly, all any stalkee wants is the knowledge that their stalker cares enou - Sep 30, 2011
- Are you implying that there are people out there who DON'T want to read sweet - Sep 30, 2011
- Spilled blood is red And organs are too I'm redoing my basement The paint' - Sep 29, 2011
- Haha that's so true... last year we had almost 2 feet of flooding and people - Sep 1, 2011
- Love it, I laughed so hard my dog peed herself. After spending a year walkin - Jun 30, 2011
- Haha love these! I had a Holy Roller in my anthropology class who started - Jun 17, 2011
- Thank you! :-) - Jun 17, 2011
- Sorry, my dog ate it. Are you telling me there's not a woman within a mile r - May 17, 2011
- Thank you :-) - May 14, 2011
- Hey, anything to avoid being beaten! - May 14, 2011
- Biore Triple Action Astringent: 2% salicylic acid. Also I have a feeling E - Apr 25, 2011
- Or a social movement. - Apr 25, 2011
- Sorry boys, I'm married to my stove. - Apr 25, 2011
- I've never tried. Besides, if I got crumbs on the bed while doing so I would - Apr 25, 2011
- Cool, I'll be sure to add that to my résumé. What about mouthwash? - Apr 24, 2011
- Victory! I have never been happier about the death of a living creature. Ex - Apr 24, 2011
- Rubbing alcohol? Vinegar? Hot sauce? I'm officially out of ideas. - Apr 23, 2011
- I have put far too much thought into this, and unless I change my major to "d - Apr 23, 2011
- If that's the case I apologize for shedding any light on the feminist situati - Apr 22, 2011
- If you have to ask, I would definitely advise you to beat your woman. She sh - Apr 22, 2011
- So sit next to me in class and get busy. You wouldn't be the first to go tha - Apr 22, 2011
- I agree. I genuinely enjoy cooking and cleaning, but if I pulled a Donna Ree - Apr 21, 2011
- What about dissolving some borax in water to kill them? - Apr 21, 2011
- Because there are a ton of websites with recipes, so it helps me come up with - Apr 21, 2011
- Yes. It's really frustrating because when I'm carrying a giant bag of sandwi - Apr 21, 2011
- Actually I'm capable of making sandwiches with one hand while typing with the - Apr 21, 2011
- Women? I believe that was my point. - Apr 21, 2011
- Haha thanks for linking! :-) She can, but it burns holes through the wall - Apr 20, 2011
- My windows are so shitty that I have literally sat and watched bugs crawl in - Apr 16, 2011
- "I want to have kids some day, but I have to consider the crying, changing cl - Apr 2, 2011
- That's a wonderful idea, provided you install a washing machine and dryer in - Apr 1, 2011
- Mike Lamb: Motivational Speaker Extraordinaire - Apr 1, 2011
- So many tombstones to hide behind, provided the creepers didn't get there fir - Mar 31, 2011
- Thank you, I shall :-) - Mar 31, 2011
- My only concern is the crosswalk. The position necessary to ride a recumbent - Mar 31, 2011
- Secret: We lose all of our evil powers if kept in the kitchen. Except our ma - Mar 31, 2011
- Loved the article! I used to teach Spanish to K-2 children, and after a year - Mar 27, 2011
- Last I checked the current going rate was an eagle feather and a smallpox-inf - Mar 24, 2011
- I'm part Cherokee and part Irish, which I take to mean I can wear my "Kiss it - Mar 15, 2011
- Fun to read, as usual. :-) It took me a while to realize that whoever gave - Mar 4, 2011
- Cyberspace high fives work. We should start a club for stalked people. 5' - Mar 2, 2011
- I so deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. Just saying. Not everyone bothers making - Mar 1, 2011
- Actually I gave my last dollar bill to the hobo as well. He ate it. I'd pay - Mar 1, 2011
- Sorry about that, you have to come before 5 or the neighborhood hobo gets it. - Feb 28, 2011
- I had to walk past a lab classroom today while they were doing dissections. - Feb 28, 2011
- Aww, you're one of very few people not to just give me a weird look for sayin - Feb 28, 2011
- No worries, I threw out some pictures of myself this week so you can kill two - Feb 28, 2011
- Great article, as usual. I loved the balloons part :-) I grew up in what - Feb 25, 2011
- I love hearing about your adventures, hope the acupuncture helps with your ne - Feb 23, 2011
- Actually in my experience, babies left at the mall have an irritating tendenc - Feb 20, 2011
- Well played :-) - Feb 20, 2011
- I know, right? Thank goodness I'm hideously ugly. Thanks so much for your s - Feb 20, 2011
- Aww, glad to hear it :-) - Feb 20, 2011
- Thanks, glad you liked it! - Feb 20, 2011
- Why thank you, sir :-) - Feb 20, 2011
