School:

Winona State University

Class of:

2009

Hometown:

Minneapolis, Minnesota

At a Glance:

I want to learn to play musical instruments so that I can start a band called either The Dimly Lit Cul-De-Sacs or Backseat Shenanigans.

Bio:

If I had to take 5 things to a deserted island, I would pick Swedish meatballs, Snapple orangeade, Eddie Vedder, Jenna Fischer, and an average sized spider monkey.

I enjoy hockey, the cinematic career of Robert De Niro, Googling myself, monkeys that take part in activities normally reserved for humans, Eddie Vedder, the small of a woman's back, and anyone who doesn't listen to Fall Out Boy or follow the NBA.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

You can reach me by email or by yelling super loud.

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