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"I don't make sense. I make love."
-Paul, campaigning on the confusion tip
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School: Winona State University
Class of: 2009
Hometown: Minneapolis, Minnesota
At a Glance:
I want to learn to play musical instruments so that I can start a band called either The Dimly Lit Cul-De-Sacs or Backseat Shenanigans.Bio:
If I had to take 5 things to a deserted island, I would pick Swedish meatballs, Snapple orangeade, Eddie Vedder, Jenna Fischer, and an average sized spider monkey.I enjoy hockey, the cinematic career of Robert De Niro, Googling myself, monkeys that take part in activities normally reserved for humans, Eddie Vedder, the small of a woman's back, and anyone who doesn't listen to Fall Out Boy or follow the NBA.
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
You can reach me by email or by yelling super loud.
Comedy Articles:
Your Favorite Music BlowsHey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we have to.
Lost Episodes from Various Family Sitcoms
Thanks to stringent network censorship, some of the best sitcom episodes never aired. This would be the hottest uncut DVD ever.
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
Comedy Articles:
I Will Demonstrate My Excitement at This Concert by Throwing Shit!2 comments, 4.2 stars
As the concert begins I will become much too over-stimulated for my own good. It is then that I will demonstrate my appreciation for the present moment by throwing shit. What kind of shit will I throw? All kinds of shit.
I Never Should Have Agreed to be in this Poison Tribute Band7 comments, 3.7 stars
I think it's safe to say that agreeing to be the drummer for this Poison tribute band is easily one of the worst life decisions I've ever made.
Your Favorite Music Blows
1 comments, 4.3 stars
Hey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we have to.
1 comments, 4.3 stars
Hey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we have to.
The 10 Types of College Relationships
22 comments, 4.3 stars
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
22 comments, 4.3 stars
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
