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School: Pennsylvania State University
Class of: 2003
Hometown: State College, PA
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J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness.Bio:
J.B. recently moved back to State College because of a job opportunity and is looking forward to dominating State College once again. Aside from being arrogant, cocky, and self-righteous, J.B. enjoys a multitude of activities that involve him being right, and well, everybody else being wrong. Like the true hero he is, he believes in truth, justice, and the Hour way.Blog:
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Comedy Articles:
My Apologies for the Sanctuary Night Club Melee4 comments, 2.9 stars
I would like to apologize to the Sanctuary night club downtown. I appreciate that you let me in despite the fact that I looked visibly intoxicated, and ended up disgracing your establishment.
Mythbuster: College Roommates
18 comments, 3.5 stars
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
18 comments, 3.5 stars
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
How to Not Get Laid
9 comments, 4.6 stars
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.
9 comments, 4.6 stars
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.
How to Survive College Without a Helmet
13 comments, 3.0 stars
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.
13 comments, 3.0 stars
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.
When I Was Your Age
0 comments, 4.0 stars
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.
0 comments, 4.0 stars
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.
This is Why I'm Single
5 comments, 3.5 stars
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
5 comments, 3.5 stars
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
Women are Like Shoes...
1 comments, 3.5 stars
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?
1 comments, 3.5 stars
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?
Women: De-Classyfied
1 comments, 3.2 stars
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man, revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.
1 comments, 3.2 stars
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man, revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.
What Would Randy Spellner Do?
0 comments, 4.0 stars
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.
0 comments, 4.0 stars
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.
Why America is Better than England
2180 comments, 1.7 stars
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.
2180 comments, 1.7 stars
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.
How to Be a PIC Writer
8 comments, 3.8 stars
Around your friends, you're the funniest person in the group, but how do you successfully take that ego to the internet? Take a seat, n00b.
8 comments, 3.8 stars
Around your friends, you're the funniest person in the group, but how do you successfully take that ego to the internet? Take a seat, n00b.
Diagnosis Murder
6 comments, 2.3 stars
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
6 comments, 2.3 stars
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
The Hannah Montana Phenomenon
6 comments, 4.0 stars
Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.
6 comments, 4.0 stars
Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.
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- Betty, I'm not sure what commitment ceremony you're talking about. Thanks - Feb 9, 2009
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