College Quotes
Frank: I am Guillermo Sanchez, great grandson of the Mexican desperado Don Juan Diego Sanchez, you may have heard of him.
Meaghan: See, I don't believe that, mostly because someone just told me your name was Frank.
Frank: Goddammit.
-On unwanted shortcomings
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School: SUNY at Stony Brook
Class of: 2025
Hometown: CHINA.
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Okay, maybe not OCTUPLE jointed. But almost.Bio:
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- Asshole isn't hyphenated. Stop being defensive and get a sense of humor. - Mar 5, 2011
- Awesome shit! But the solution to his problems are simple, just marry a hot y - Mar 4, 2011
- Dye your hair black, paint your skin that whore/paris hiltony version of oran - Mar 4, 2011
- I feel you man. I'm half swedish and half native american, and nobody believe - Feb 28, 2011
- lol i'd mess with you in a coffee shop. ;p ok well, not really - Feb 27, 2011
- lol like 5 years too late - Feb 25, 2011
- If we both end up there (I hope not) I'll bring my black leather catsuit and - Feb 22, 2011
- Special rend is my special friend. - Feb 22, 2011
- normally i'd try to persuade you to believe that the mafia doesn't exist, bec - Feb 16, 2011
- Its like we were seperated at birth! We're half chinese half italian. I'll ma - Feb 15, 2011
- Oh yeah i'm italian i'll make you like lasagna you slightly eddie guerrero lo - Feb 15, 2011
- heh =/ my friend was supposed to come over for dinner but he never showed up - Feb 14, 2011
- All I can say is I think your article may have jynxed me, Andrei. sidenote - Feb 14, 2011
- what do you mean "believe it or not missy isn't underage" ? is it not believa - Feb 14, 2011
- Evie...You me and my best friend nacho sauce. And mount adam ;) and Andrei - Feb 13, 2011
- haha you don't need a woman in your life, thats just stupid. Luckily i'm two - Feb 13, 2011
- fine, I hope you become the nachos of an old sweaty construction worker that - Feb 12, 2011
- ...you don't wanna be MY nachos? ='( < do you see the tear? it's there buddy - Feb 12, 2011
- that sounds awesome. I wish I was alive in the 80's...big hair and spandex an - Feb 12, 2011
- so THATS what other women want on valentines day?! fucking flowers! I wanted - Feb 12, 2011
- i'm actually a couple of dudes in a female suit. Wanna join us? - Jan 10, 2011
- Can I be the skitzo chick?! or one of the dudes? - Jan 10, 2011
- how sweet. - Jan 8, 2011
- its real! I swear i'm serious. Go read it =) - Jan 8, 2011
- Nice article, but mine is better go check it out. But yours is still really c - Jan 8, 2011
- shut up bitch I know it. You're always happy to see me. A little too happy. - Dec 30, 2010
- Oh shit, bitches...I remember my new one too now what - Dec 30, 2010
- i'm not high! why are you so rude, you know I don't "chat on facebook." And y - Dec 29, 2010
- no no, i'm just smokinnnn'. Here have a cigar - Dec 29, 2010
- oh you know it! I can be your Monica Lewinsky ;) - Dec 28, 2010
- you know what the the cool thing 'bout gravy is? You can put it on pancakes, - Dec 28, 2010
- Dubya: Hehe i'm play in my sandbox with GI Joe, gettin teh weapons of massive - Dec 21, 2010
- OMG youre like a rapper! remember not to mess with this bitch named Andrei, h - Dec 20, 2010
- oh yeah, i can roll a joint, i can do it for a low price...i'd roll my tongue - Dec 20, 2010
- wanna see the password tattoo? its located in- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER - Dec 20, 2010
- alright, when I write something i'll show you. You would know if its fitting - Dec 20, 2010
- pft, thats what someone born in 80's WOULD say. Besides, people don't come "a - Dec 20, 2010
- Well, I could give it a shot sometime ;) but if people start coming at me wi - Dec 20, 2010
- heh heh well i'm scared to, people wont like it you know. =S its not observat - Dec 20, 2010
- shut your whore-- finger. People liked it! I wrote about hookers, and hitler - Dec 20, 2010
- Thanks for insulting the small amount of intelligence I have oh great one =( - Dec 20, 2010
