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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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Class of: 2008
Comedy Articles:
The ABC's of Male Feelings23 comments, 4.0 stars
Often times when my girlfriend is bored, she decides that she wants to talk about feelings. So, as a preemptive tactic, I have decided to list the actual feelings men have: A) Pissed Off, B) Hungry, and C) Horny.
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In your never-ending quest to get laid, several natural enemies will present themselves time and time again. They are known as Cockblocks. Heed the following advice well and forget not the danger that looms.
Comments:
- LCD- Well I'm taken as well so I think that makes it legit... It wouldn't be - Nov 19, 2008
- The playground is where all the hot girls are at. Alot of hot ones hang out - Nov 18, 2008
- Does everybody on here fucking swim... Here's what I want to see Freeman v. - Nov 18, 2008
- LCD- Wanna date? Anonymous- Let's get you verified and then you can talk a - Nov 18, 2008
- I thought I could take my dad one time. I was in Junior High (like 7th or 8t - Nov 17, 2008
- I don't think I've ever heard anybody say those terms over the airwaves and g - Nov 12, 2008
- If Nirvana can say "mulatto" on the radio (Its in the song "Smells Like Teen - Nov 12, 2008
- Fucking amazing...'nuff said - Nov 6, 2008
- 1. I pronounce the t 2. I don't pronounce the r 3. Sherbert 4. no - Oct 31, 2008
- Interesting... doesn't make me laugh like your other stuff... but I really li - Sep 25, 2008
