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| Author | Comment | Article |
|---|---|---|
| Andrei Trostel | I'm generally a very | Eschewing the Tip Drill |
| sex boy 123 | i want to do sex | The Facebook of Sex |
| Anonymous | Who know someone trying to | How to Write a Great Suicide Note |
| Kayleigh | Not everyone can pull them | What's With the Beard? |
| Molly Williams | Gideons International | Goats: Harbingers of the Rapeocalypse |
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School: Virginia Commonwealth University
Class of: 1960
Hometown: Selden NY
At a Glance:
Some people say I could be sarah palin's twin. I think i'm offended, but I don't know ♪♫Bio:
♪♫ IKEAComments:
- No it's perfectly fine... as long as I wear a burqa while doing so. And I hav - May 9, 2012
- an oven is an appliance that most people (except for the amish) have in their - May 9, 2012
- NO! he has an undergarment obsession so we have a baking of the bread ceremon - May 7, 2012
- IMGINARY?! those brownies were real! hey where'd they go?! You stole them did - May 7, 2012
- See I don't remember even writing that whole first statement up there! and yo - May 6, 2012
- there is NO way that I am on drugs. These brownies that the frat guys down th - May 5, 2012
- Now that I look at you...you do look like you could be from India. hmm, I don - May 5, 2012
- you know that saying is so true because everytime I sew something I always en - May 4, 2012
- Yes, just put your seeds of rape into my mind and -- this is starting to soun - May 3, 2012
- that's just perverted XD i'm not like that! okay maybe a little :) Well now - May 3, 2012
- yeah, totally native american. Or so I thought -_- I didn't know that my gran - May 1, 2012
- Me either. if I could be any racial combination i'd pick half vietnamese and - May 1, 2012
- She is hot! asian women are usually the most attractive in my opinion :) I c - May 1, 2012
- He did a reptile song and a Mileena one. Ugh reptile was always my least favo - Apr 29, 2012
- I don't know who this guy in your article is. But apparently, he remixed Mile - Apr 29, 2012
- This coming from the man who thinks that Tori Spelling and Paula Poundstone a - Apr 28, 2012
- Most of those characters are the ones I wouldn't want to have in my orgy!!! - Apr 19, 2012
- I would NEVER do that ;D The attractive characters are: Nightwolf, Liu Kang, - Apr 17, 2012
- friendship! FRIENDSHIP?! Again? here I... made you a cake you... sexy beast? - Apr 16, 2012
- I seriously would. He'd go animality on me, i'd go babeality on him. I don't - Apr 15, 2012
- If I was single and that happened to me then I would definitely go for it!!! - Apr 14, 2012
- Who said anything about a surrender? Ah, you can't drive to England. I've - Apr 13, 2012
- I guess i'm just a tease. that has got to be one of the coolest VW campers - Apr 9, 2012
- That's what people do when they found out they done fucked up. They claim the - Apr 7, 2012
- that she is! No, I don't do that. I mean I flip my hair if it's in my face - Apr 6, 2012
- Hot chicks do at the one near where I live. It's not a rule or anything but i - Apr 6, 2012
- I read her article a few days ago and was annoyed by the arrogance of this wo - Apr 6, 2012
- I have a tendency to do that to men wearing red suits ;D I know, I know, I - Apr 4, 2012
- Sounds kind of sexy. Man, Washington is weird...you people call it wheedle mc - Apr 4, 2012
- wait, whose this wheedle mcdeedle? wasn't weedle a pokemon? HARDEN! okay, eno - Apr 2, 2012
- no, my aunt murphy looks like elmo. Probably because she gave birth to him -_ - Apr 2, 2012
- hmm that sounds like my aunt Murphy... XD I don't know what I was thinkin - Mar 31, 2012
- well Washington is cool ... you have that gigantic needle. Not to mention tha - Mar 31, 2012
- My ex is from there so I guess I just kind of associate it with douchebags an - Mar 30, 2012
- What's wrong with California? Do you need to ask? That is not true. Pornogra - Mar 30, 2012
- ...You went to California?! what the hell is wrong with you? Wait, you wrote - Mar 28, 2012
- GIGLI IS A LIFE CHANGING MOVIE. IN FACT I THINK IT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE! I c - Mar 12, 2012
- you know, whenever I like a guy i'm never sure how to tell him so I just take - Mar 11, 2012
- not many, just four. Wanna make it five? ;D haha just kidding. Or was I? Yea - Mar 10, 2012
- Whenever I play mortal kombat, I like to speak with a vietnamese accent. My b - Mar 10, 2012
- hahaha ok maybe I will send you something sometime! I kept speaking in a b - Mar 10, 2012
- That is my one downfall, I always do that apparently... according to people I - Mar 9, 2012
- I actually have a few notebooks with stories like this, and I used to do blog - Mar 7, 2012
- IT WAS DAWN IN MY CELL. I looked around and saw black sponges upon the wall. - Mar 6, 2012
- well... Not for nothing Andrei, but we do live in the south. ;) And my husb - Mar 5, 2012
- hmm...have I ever told you about the oprah and dr. phil foreplay bit? - Mar 4, 2012
- Andrei, you should pretend to be a girl and attend my family reunion in my pl - Mar 3, 2012
- haha, I just meant that she wears a lot of makeup and dyes her hair bright co - Feb 15, 2012
- haha, thanks Andrei...you're right! I hope he and his ronald mcdonald lookali - Feb 14, 2012
- ahh he's not gay, he's dating some other chick. At least I think she's a fema - Feb 14, 2012
- It figures that this guy i've been friends with since I was 14 (and used to h - Feb 13, 2012
- Are you serious?! you had short hair? i'd imagine you looking like how John C - Jan 29, 2012
- Thanks :) I would imagine it to be annoying as hell. Women are paying people - Jan 28, 2012
- cut my hair? I wouldn't dare I do not want to Sam I am. But seriously. I - Jan 27, 2012
- I don't understand why everyone is cutting their hair lately. It's really ann - Jan 27, 2012
- Ohhh. I'm not too hip with the technology that young people are using these d - Jan 19, 2012
- Well everyone's saying stuff like "stop blocking internet porn" and whatnot. - Jan 19, 2012
- I don't understand any of this... no, I don't mean the article. Are they try - Jan 19, 2012
- it's okay, PIC staff. I wanted a book in which a girl agonizes over deciding - Dec 27, 2011
- that's NOT what I say when I buy a dildo. That's because they don't let peopl - Dec 11, 2011
- they aren't bad, they just don't fit. SO WHAT YOU EXPECTED ME TO DO ALL THI - Dec 9, 2011
- you always treat me like some kind of hooker! you know i'm just the opposite. - Dec 8, 2011
- I write stuff too. And yes, Charlie Sheen taught me how ;D - Dec 7, 2011
- No. What makes you think this is YOUR house?! - Dec 7, 2011
- No, a ; can be just as fun. It's just eternally painful since it's broken fro - Dec 6, 2011
- oh, that's true. I should deviate from proper grammar and just play with my : - Dec 6, 2011
- well...uh, no! I promise. I laugh every time. Once, I laugh three times. I h - Dec 6, 2011
- HAHAHAHAHA That made me do an actual laugh :D - Dec 6, 2011
- there's too many ass wipes and shit stains and periods going on in this fight - Dec 4, 2011
- well I can but actually it's harder with all the concealed weapons and the je - Dec 2, 2011
- why so you can kill me? - Dec 2, 2011
- lol I can see the caption now "Hot gamer girl takes off her clothes" but th - Dec 2, 2011
- I agree with this, mostly # 1 and # 2. You know what else belongs on this l - Dec 2, 2011
- don't compare me to that whore. Now sit in the corner and think about what yo - Nov 28, 2011
- Yes all the dirty words too ;D I can't be Pocahontas. I'm too light :/ If I g - Nov 27, 2011
- I mean to put disney world. - Nov 26, 2011
- You can be crazy and still not be the result of a rape. I'm not talking about - Nov 26, 2011
- I'm not that naive ok I know how it happens... I just like to think that my a - Nov 26, 2011
- I actually have no idea how it happened. But somewhere along the line, a Nati - Nov 25, 2011
- That isn't why i'm a mix! My ancestors definitely wanted each other. Do I loo - Nov 25, 2011
- That's so sweet. You don't have to try and make up for your people raping my - Nov 25, 2011
- That's a nice rhyme. You should become a rapper... MC Andrei. I can't legal - Nov 24, 2011
- haha it actually is. My grandma and your grandma sitting by the fire. My gra - Nov 23, 2011
- I was going to type out a joke about me giving birth to the little girl in th - Nov 22, 2011
- they probably already do :( hahaha - Nov 22, 2011
- It rubs the lotion on it's skin - Nov 22, 2011
- I tried to sing to it There You'll Be and that one from titanic and NOTHING - Nov 21, 2011
- They do make creams for it but it keeps coming back!!! no matter how many fai - Nov 21, 2011
- It's ok. I set plenty of things on fire. Alrthough i'm sure theres a jewis - Nov 20, 2011
- aww that's so sweet of you to notice! Want to bum one? seventy dollars. - Nov 19, 2011
- I don't put WEED in my baked goods! just a little bit of marijuana... ;) - Nov 18, 2011
- shut your whore mouth. I could bitchslap betty crocker. Man I gotta stop hang - Nov 18, 2011
- I have never baked so much in my whole life... I have no soul. There is a voi - Nov 18, 2011
- if you read my ARTICLE/BLOG that i've never even posted anywhere Andrei, you' - Nov 12, 2011
- Annoying High Pitch Blonde= Jennifer Aniston Annoying High Pitch Brunette = - Nov 12, 2011
- I hate that show. Annoying High Pitch Blonde, Annoying High Pitch Brunette, W - Nov 12, 2011
- HOLD ME CLOSE NOW, TONY DANZA. Had that song stuck in my head all day. - Nov 11, 2011
- I'll be honest, I thought your article was a bit harsh like I might've stated - Nov 1, 2011
- This just thought just came to you? It would be Mileena's of course ;) They - Oct 30, 2011
- aw, I could just hug you right now, but I wont because that usually ends in s - Oct 29, 2011
- "It's OK for you and little Missy to belittle and deride others who are more - Oct 27, 2011
- At least his name isn't fronk. Andrei, how did you know about my backgroun - Oct 26, 2011
- she stole that move from rosie o'donnell! Ah yes, Kitana. My second true love - Oct 26, 2011
- yayyy Mileena! I wanted to dress up like her...not for halloween or anything, - Oct 25, 2011
- I happen to like your bouncy looking hair. is it bad to say that the mortal - Oct 24, 2011
- Anyone who says that obviously hasn't seen my rack. ...are you coming on to - Oct 13, 2011
- I would just like to point out that I am also in favor of this calender in wh - Oct 12, 2011
- UH, I see. The rumors aren't true! I would probably just take it forwards, si - Oct 10, 2011
- Hmm, what's the other line of the song? if it's "htraE no namow tsettoh eht s - Oct 9, 2011
- *gnaht - Oct 8, 2011
- shut up and help me steal from Missy Elliot. - Oct 8, 2011
- I never said anything about stripping. WHAT, A GIRL CAN'T KEEP HER MONEY IN H - Oct 7, 2011
- I am not a tease! now help me hold my leg up while I slip a 5 in my G string. - Oct 6, 2011
- I made it my display here, now stfu :) - Oct 6, 2011
- :/ I think you're just pissed off because you look like that guy from my big - Sep 25, 2011
- ...no :( but it's not because there was something wrong with my bed. Well, - Sep 24, 2011
- they redesigned facebook? I actually had no idea until everyone complained ab - Sep 23, 2011
- I used to do these all the time with my sister. I had been trying for mont - Sep 9, 2011
- that would be a great idea. A sexual PiC calender. We'll get a bunch of hot c - Sep 9, 2011
- :O Can I be Miss December?! I'll model my PIC panties. AND AND i'll bring my - Sep 8, 2011
- number 40. You just don't strike me as the fighting type. Do you guys have P - Sep 6, 2011
- DANCE OFF WITH OUR PANTS OFF! and you aren't invited :( oh, that's just mean. - Aug 19, 2011
- GOOD. Maybe they'll remove their pants too - Aug 19, 2011
- Look out your window ;D OH YEAH BABY TAKE OFF THEM PANTS - Aug 18, 2011
- I had no idea you were a writer for this site, Andrei! I'm a close minded dic - Aug 18, 2011
- Emotional maturity...is that like where you cry all the time or never? Disadv - Aug 18, 2011
- I'm guessing if you were in a knife fight, you'd bring a small poniard...just - Jul 27, 2011
- Actually that scene was kind of sad. I felt bad for her :/ Although if sephir - Jul 27, 2011
- That WOULD offend me, but then again I do like Tool. And I wouldn't doubt tha - Jul 26, 2011
- Oh no, you must have found our secret base in the tool shed! ;D by the way - Jul 26, 2011
- oh yes i'm a fembot/porn spambot. I double as a twinkie machine, a floatation - Jul 25, 2011
- I just found my sarah palin pictures from like 2 years ago when I went on mys - Jul 24, 2011
- you should. You stupid little hipster slutbag. It's a good thing! - Jul 24, 2011
- :D that makes me smile. You remind me of weird Al! - Jul 23, 2011
- I'm going downtown on this! makin banana bread ;D that reminds of metalocaly - Jul 22, 2011
- nice, making a brutha think. Do I get a prize-- or a prostitute?! - Jul 21, 2011
- oh yeah, rappers sample the most random songs apparently...i'm old as shit ;D - Jul 21, 2011
- LITTLE WAYNE DID A VERSION OF IT?! That's... just wrong. Next you're going to - Jul 20, 2011
- HAHAHA! you're my friend. Well, actually you're my rival now. - Jul 20, 2011
- ♪♫ come mister tally man and tally me banana, daylight come and wan go ho - Jul 20, 2011
- -To Kill a Taxi Driver -The Lord of The Shawshank Redemption - 12 Angry Mea - Jul 17, 2011
- The police can't touch this. I told you, i'm in the Mothers And Fathers Itali - Jul 3, 2011
- #11. The Chick Who Can't Drive (legally) but does so anyway description: m - Jul 2, 2011
- We can go to bed bath and beyond ;D The kitchenware section just looks like a - Jun 29, 2011
- you're starting to make it sound like you're my pimp ;D - Jun 28, 2011
- again with the undermining me...THIS is why I was considering divorce! - Jun 27, 2011
- My uncle Rodrigo was a professional pancake chef. One day, on the way to walm - Jun 27, 2011
- I don't actually really like them that much But i do like the syrup - Jun 27, 2011
- pancakes, yeah! - Jun 27, 2011
- I think Jesus is wonderful :D - Jun 2, 2011
- hahahaha :D a few of these are actually true for me... does that make me less - May 29, 2011
- my grandmother is going to teach me how =D she's going to knit me a three pie - May 14, 2011
- portal 2 :) its ok man, so is my butt hole :'( - May 8, 2011
- lol yeah ok - May 7, 2011
- Bugs never go near me, they aren't attracted to me. Wanna be my papi chulo =O - May 7, 2011
- I never understood how just wearing a certain shoe could help people lose wei - May 7, 2011
- It's MY damn fantasy and i'll drop the piano wherever I want. Don't make me s - May 3, 2011
- dude you just got six pianos to the face and possibly the balls (if you still - May 2, 2011
- Seventeen pianos for you, but don't feel proud because you are NOWHERE near i - May 2, 2011
- HAHAHA! this was great. Did you just realize how much of a butthole you are? - May 1, 2011
- "drink more zinc for your sink" Don't even get me started doc! or "SHIT, IT - Apr 29, 2011
- "drink more zinc for your sink" Don't even get me started doc! or "SHIT, IT - Apr 29, 2011
- Don't you hate when the gynocologist tries to make you laugh by telling stupi - Apr 28, 2011
- You probably wear too much perfume ;D - Apr 25, 2011
- "She does have a terrible asshole, doesn't she?" Hahaha this article is so t - Apr 7, 2011
- Yes to the first one, no to the second one. Its way more awesome to pee sitti - Apr 6, 2011
- ya'll can pee standing?! then why on Gods green earth can't any of you (besid - Apr 6, 2011
- What and where is this fabulous comment section I hear SO much about in this - Mar 30, 2011
- nice one, Assanova ;) ADD ME ON MATCH.COM! my username is sassyblackchick55 - Mar 30, 2011
- You can't help another man move if you hardly know him. Thats like going all - Mar 14, 2011
- Cool story, bro. haha, emo teenagers. "They cut in line so i'm gonna cut m-- - Jan 31, 2011
- TEQUILA AND BEER! I like it on the kitchen table! thats the other one you for - Jan 24, 2011
- random person: My grandmother is in the hospital =( (you like this) - Jan 24, 2011
- This reminded me of the carebears. The fucked up version... I liked it thoug - Jan 21, 2011
- Hey guess what! I remembered my old password! ...but I forget my new one =/ - Dec 30, 2010
- Always be prepared, mutha fuckas! - Oct 22, 2010
- oh yeah, I pack heat in my habit. I BET YOU PACK HEAT IN THE SHEETS! Had to s - Oct 21, 2010
- no no, I will. I'm going to be one of those badass "machine gun nuns" that yo - Oct 21, 2010
- if I was a fruit, I wouldnt have seeds bitch! i'm a marachino cherry. I might - Oct 20, 2010
- yeah! i'd do it in a cage! sounds like fun since i'm a tiger. I ASKED IF YOU - Oct 19, 2010
- cause chicken is awesome bitch. not for me though, i'm on a strict organic on - Oct 19, 2010
- yes I am. even though I love my breasts and legs! my thighs not so much exc - Oct 19, 2010
- hahahahaha! you guys are funny. As long as you have a ticket. And some protec - Oct 18, 2010
- i'm lara croft by day, a lara croft ride by night. You got your ticket Andrei - Oct 17, 2010
- AHAHAHAHAHA! hmm, instead of a funhouse, lets have a whorehouse! Or a sexy - Oct 17, 2010
- =O we need to make a themepark with these rides and i'll be rich and then i'l - Oct 17, 2010
- The Cherrypopping Chainsaw ride. I'd do that! and then cry for a few days.... - Oct 16, 2010
- OH YEAH ITS FUN TO RIDE THE MISSY BUT THE MISSY CAN RIDE OTHER STUFF TO (comp - Oct 16, 2010
- Lol no i've been told that before! but then again they didn't really like me, - Oct 15, 2010
- Okay sugar. Take your best shot! as long as you don't say I look like a hors - Oct 14, 2010
- don't make fun of me ok? I have morals my friend! besides, i'm saving it for - Oct 14, 2010
- HAHAHAHA NICEEE. you get excited too prematurely by the way. - Oct 14, 2010
- I'D TRY! but the first time would hurt so i'd probably cry... and i don't kno - Oct 13, 2010
- it gets it done if you're a girl. Unless you're on top I guess? I don't know - Oct 13, 2010
- oh, i'm always under everything lol. - Oct 12, 2010
- "I bet I could crack that shit!" hehe if you're a metrosexual, but you're - Oct 12, 2010
- yeah but i'm scary in a cool way. Like awesome scary. - Oct 10, 2010
- HERE'S ANOTHER: I went to the doctor today and he said i'm VERY fertile. Whic - Oct 9, 2010
- don't accuse me of being crazy. Just because I chopped off my ex husband's go - Oct 9, 2010
- So how was your day? haha. Mines been good :) - Oct 9, 2010
- I'll get you, white devil! lol jk. But yeah use a screwdriver. Way to kill me - Oct 8, 2010
- Let's talk about multiculturalism for a minute. - Oct 8, 2010
- Fine, i'll screw this one up for you. You're welcome. - Oct 8, 2010
- WELL I CAN'T! but if someone else does it thats fine. If I do it, its like I - Oct 8, 2010
- That would seriously scare me. I cant put things, in that place! let alone sp - Oct 8, 2010
- The reason I never score is because I need a good score partner. And I want - Oct 7, 2010
- okay, then go ahead and kiss my ass. I know you want to. It'll help us both - Oct 7, 2010
- Ok there I got one Now kiss my eight jointed ass. and other stuff HAHA jk. - Oct 7, 2010
- ;) I don't think your website likes my inbox though. Either that or it go - Oct 6, 2010
