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School: University of Virginia
Class of: 2007
Hometown: Happy Camp, CA
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"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -GK ChestertonBio:
I'm even more good-looking in person.Column:
The sexual, egocentric thoughts of a man who lurks in the dark corners of your mind, ready to corrupt your thoughts.
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Comments:
- Who doesn't like that? Well, surely not creepy old dudes, creepy old dude. - Jun 29, 2011
- Tag-team. Tag-team. Tag-team it. - Jun 27, 2011
- Upon reconsideration: Ass, tits, vag or GTFO - Jun 16, 2011
- I stand by my original position: Tits or GTFO - Jun 16, 2011
- i would ask, 'where is the insight?' or 'where is the comedy?' but let's be h - Jun 15, 2011
- You're pretty damned sassy for somebody who can't even buy beer legally yet. - May 10, 2011
- Breadbowl = sex. Check. Pretty weird that that's not the first time I've h - May 9, 2011
- On second thought, they've got some pretty good soup. - May 9, 2011
- weird. because usually, girls put out immediately after I say that, instead o - May 9, 2011
- I thought this was great. Well done sir. - May 9, 2011
- I'm glad you liked the article. But more importantly, I'm in love with you. - May 9, 2011
- I see what you did there. - Apr 8, 2011
- Ah, wow. You really burned me. - Apr 8, 2011
- Minus. the. belief. of. your. intent. to. write. old. or. unfunny. jokes. - Apr 8, 2011
- Ah c'mon Nate. You could have gotten in on this. She's got enough holes for a - Apr 5, 2011
- 20 seconds? You mean that whole high school hallway unoriginal diatribe only - Apr 5, 2011
- Waste your time? Yeah, I suppose it would take you quite awhile, wouldn't it? - Apr 5, 2011
- Your inability to think of a witty reply could be the product of your being a - Apr 5, 2011
- i have this theory that women aren't funny. how would you like to be a case-s - Apr 1, 2011
- This is terrible. - Mar 7, 2011
- agreed. well done, sir. - Feb 25, 2011
- Don't pun me, Sullivan. You wouldn't like me when I'm punned. - Feb 18, 2011
- I don't remember writing any of this stuff. Awesome job, self. - Feb 18, 2011
- Well, who the fuck are you? edit: Ah, I see. Now that I looked through th - Feb 12, 2011
- JE: I pick on everybody. On this site, in real life, everywhere. PIC isn't a - Feb 11, 2011
- This is a second account ;) I was the #2 guy around here (next to Rebello, - Feb 11, 2011
- I've been writing for this site since you were shitting green, homeboy. - Feb 11, 2011
- Wow you're so edgy. - Feb 11, 2011
- I was fairly high, on multiple drugs, when I wrote this. Thank you for not - Feb 11, 2011
