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Boosey: Picture her as some butter.
Doyle: Butter?
Boosey: What you gotta do is become a knife... but she's one of those girls that you gotta warm up to it... you know what I'm saying... it's going to be a ton easier with a hot knife. So in the end, buy Viagra.
Doyle: Oh yeah dude, good point..... wait... what?
-On buttering her up properly
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