Being a supermodel sure trumps waiting tables or cleaning bed pans, let me tell you, girls. True, I still have to put up with old geezers wanting to pinch my butt, but most of them are too afraid to try it, now. The few that aren't are usually millionaires high on coke, but even they fail at it because my butt is pretty tight, and hard to pinch.
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