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Mike: Are you going to be at the bar tonight? I have a wonderful idea I want to share with you.
Joe: I was thinking no, but I've been known to change my mind. Does your idea involve naked pictures of Bea Arthur?
Mike: No, Betty White, you sick fuck.
-When good taste diverges
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School: Worthing College
Class of: 2014
Hometown: Worthing, UK
At a Glance:
Hello, I'm a young writer from the south of England - a wonderful world of slags, chavs and general cretinism. I'd like to think that I possess a modicum of intelligence that allows me to stand out from the crowd, like an erection in the boys' changing rooms. Then again, I probably just seem like another pretentious tit. http://www.bangellrants.blogspot.com/Bio:
Ever since I popped out of my mother's vagina, stared back into the abyss from whence I came and looked up at the ugly face of the doctor whose hands were descending upon me, I've known that life is shit. Now, re-entering a vagina has become a dutiful quest throughout my teenage years, whilst staving off the incessant onslaught of asininity brought upon me by the fatuous morons all around me. Right, time for a wank.Comedy Articles:
Welcome to Britain: A Despairing Rant from the Dungeon of Europe18 comments, 4.4 stars
I'm a bitter, resentful, angry kind of guy - an arsehole some would say. And while it would be remiss of me to cast all the blame for my sourness onto Britain, I'm going to do it anyway.
Plunging the Depths of Boredom7 comments, 4.3 stars
A look at the ways I failed to cope with boredom and loneliness in the vacation weeks leading up to the start of my college career.
Obesity: A Big Problem (See What I Did There?)11 comments, 4.4 stars
It's time for a look at the health issue that's caused the Grim Reaper to hire a tow truck: obesity. Fat people face tough lives, but they also bring great joy to society.
I Have Emerged From the Asshole of the Education System9 comments, 4.5 stars
I completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and now, it's time for a fair and balanced assessment, aka an unnecessarily offensive rant.
Comments:
- Now I feel like I've done something wrong by laughing at this article... Hmm. - Feb 24, 2011
- Ah, more brilliance. Another great article. - Feb 24, 2011
- Heh, not my most sophisticated instance of satire, but probably the most accu - Feb 22, 2011
- your will be destory by powre of allmite god shuld hav reed bibel noob - Feb 22, 2011
- Is it just me or was every single character in that film a massive wanker? - Feb 20, 2011
- Haha, #6 was especially good. Nice article. - Feb 20, 2011
- Haha, a great piece of work! - Feb 14, 2011
- I totally agree with you. Except when they're sexy kids. - Feb 9, 2011
- Interesting read. I'm afraid to say that I think Baldwin cancelled his ap - Feb 5, 2011
- Those of you in Alabama may wish to pray to Zeus or Cronus - both prime examp - Jan 25, 2011
- This gave me a good laugh. Nice article! - Jan 24, 2011
- I'd just give you a little poke in the eye. When you read one of Yaro Shepher - Jan 21, 2011
- My high school gym teacher was a Spitter. I wish he'd just used lube. - Jan 21, 2011
- I'm afraid not - that phrase is reserved for English and Australian people on - Jan 21, 2011
- The American phrase "I could care less" never fails to baffle me. Is it inten - Jan 20, 2011
- The best article I've read in a while. - Jan 20, 2011
- Due to the inane crap that my "friends" "like", I absolutely abhor the "like" - Jan 17, 2011
- I suppose there are less cheerful places to be raped. - Jan 11, 2011
- I'm in agreement. I'm glad PiC gives me a place where I can publish jokes whi - Jan 6, 2011
- I don't feel like a true PiC writer seeing as I haven't commented on here yet - Jan 5, 2011
- I only started saying "intents and purposes" rather than "intensive purposes" - Dec 4, 2010
- That was an awesome read. - Nov 13, 2010
- Nice article, I enjoyed that. - Nov 4, 2010
- Because I generally find Charlie Brooker annoying. - Oct 21, 2010
- ...Well at least I enjoyed it. - Oct 19, 2010
- Amusing article, but in response to number 3: surely having a guy for a sexua - Oct 17, 2010
- It turns out that the winner of the Labour Party leadership race has a surnam - Oct 17, 2010
- Very good article indeed. I would have said something about all the fucking r - Oct 11, 2010
- Awesome article! Have 5 stars, my good man. - Oct 6, 2010
- No snorting cocaine off a hooker's leg? - Oct 5, 2010
- I also pee whilst seated. The sense of manliness that I lose is always reimbu - Oct 2, 2010
- Hahaha, noted. Many British people seem to actually bring marker pens into q - Sep 28, 2010
- Good article. - Sep 24, 2010
- Nice article. - Sep 6, 2010
- "I began to sink into despair. This was the life of a king, rich in yogurt bu - Aug 29, 2010
- Good article; very nicely-written. - Aug 29, 2010
- Jesus Christ, a lot of people on here need to get a grip. This is a humour si - Aug 21, 2010
- I agreed with pretty much all of that. Nice article. - Aug 19, 2010
- Considering that this is a humour site, if you insist on taking everything yo - Aug 10, 2010
- Number 10 amused me. - Jul 30, 2010
- He is indeed dangerously crazy. - Jul 24, 2010
- You sound rather bitter, I must say. :P But very true; good article. - Jul 22, 2010
