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Jamie: That chick's wicked hot.
Scott: She kinda looks like a squirrel though.
Rory: She'll look even more like a squirrel with my nuts in her mouth.
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At a Glance:
I act boastfully about things I ought to be ashamed of, and have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. I'm dangerous and depraved, and ought to be taken outside and shot.Comments:
- I am drivers number 5 and 9. I do not belong behind the wheel of a car. I hav - Jul 1, 2011
- This... this feels like college rejection letters. Thankfully I'm past that, - May 14, 2011
- I think they have one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 - May 14, 2011
- I am never letting my dog anywhere near you. :P - May 14, 2011
- Interestingly enough, I've never had any of this happen to me. That's because - May 1, 2011
- One phrase I'll never grow tired of throwing at you is "KC, you crack me up". - Mar 10, 2011
- Dude, that eye fact thing is awesome. Also the bear thing. Tell me more rando - Mar 1, 2011
- *edit* Fffff I hate when I get double posts. - Feb 28, 2011
- Hey, KC. This was awesome. I had something similar done to me when I was in T - Feb 28, 2011
- Dude, you totally kinda look like Conan in that picture. O'Brien, not the Bar - Feb 18, 2011
- Oh my gawd, you killed Shelley. So they don't get back together, do they? WHA - Feb 18, 2011
- I really like this. I imagine if they made this into film it'd be like Forres - Feb 17, 2011
- I like lasagna. >.> *hinthint* And yes, I like sexy pool parties and gym. - Feb 15, 2011
- Uhm, uh... Reader/Stalker are not interchangeable? - Feb 15, 2011
- Hey, if you're all willing to squeeze into one not-too-large room with me... - Feb 15, 2011
- Did not expect that ending at all! Very cool, man. Looking forward to more Co - Feb 15, 2011
- Dude, hold your horses. We haven't even gotten Mt. Adam's consent to this yet - Feb 14, 2011
- Dude, where was this during MY breakup? /sigh Instead of this letter in gr - Feb 14, 2011
- I dunno. I wouldn't mind having a woman in my life, Missy. HINT HINT. - Feb 13, 2011
- *cough* I do believe the latter is still illegal in most states in the US. >. - Feb 12, 2011
- Or a high-class prostitute. :P I think I could actually pull that one off. I - Feb 11, 2011
- Dude, I'm not even from the eighties and I can smell the nostalgia from here. - Feb 11, 2011
- I agree with Weimer. VD reminds me of venereal disease and not Valentines day - Feb 10, 2011
- Okay the comments here cracked me the hell up. And I agree with Mike. A littl - Feb 10, 2011
- Additionally, KC Freeman is a comedic genius. That is all. - Feb 9, 2011
- Hah! I've already seen part three. It was accidentally posted this evening an - Feb 9, 2011
- Disgusting. Amazing. Hilarious. I had to put down my thing of food while read - Feb 9, 2011
- Ashley.. I would buy this calendar. Just sayin'. - Feb 9, 2011
- Man now I wish I were alive in the 80's. - Feb 9, 2011
- "When I'm cramping, I'm usually curled up into the fetal position on my couch - Jan 27, 2011
- Oh. My god. That last picture. Oh. My god. - Jan 25, 2011
- I had a teacher in high school who was... crazy. Just plain crazy. He threw e - Jan 21, 2011
- Seconded! - Jan 21, 2011
- I liked this. Very much. I am looking forward to your future articles, sir. - Jan 20, 2011
- I totally did not just edit this because I double posted. - Jan 18, 2011
- C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. Yeah, I have friends who 'like' every inane thing. - Jan 18, 2011
- ^This is wall-of-text truthiness. Wonder if it hurts my future chances wit - Jan 18, 2011
- Oh you crack me up. :D - Jan 8, 2011
- But I'm not A reader, I'm THE reader! I'm YOUR reader. I need to see this. Ju - Jan 7, 2011
- You convinced ME to join PiC too! And thank you so so so much for that. :D An - Jan 7, 2011
- YOU. HAVE. TO SHOW ME THIS ARTICLE. - Jan 7, 2011
- Oh and thank YOU, Ashley, for the splash of feminine fun in an otherwise male - Jan 6, 2011
- Oh Andrei. Honestly, thank you so much for writing. You and the rest of Pi - Jan 6, 2011
- "That priest is just jealous his pants aren't on his head, because he wears a - Jan 3, 2011
- Uh oh. Quick, Gav, think of a clever ruse. Your last one... was not so clever - Dec 17, 2010
- This was awesome. I must say your snarky comments distracted me from the actu - Dec 16, 2010
- English is my second- no third- language, so I'm constantly correcting myself - Dec 5, 2010
- "But, when girls check out my facebook profile, I don't want them to think of - Dec 5, 2010
- I HAD to sign in just to comment. This is possibly the longest single entry I - Dec 3, 2010
- Thought this was hilarious. I've ALWAYS wanted to piss on a fence/anthill/som - Nov 17, 2010
- This article was great and all but I thought this comment completed it. :) - Nov 16, 2010
- ... it ATE a RAT? That's just... I don't even know what. I should totally hav - Nov 12, 2010
- Whoa, there! Gavin likes creepies, I like creepies, and aside from giant cric - Nov 12, 2010
- I had a cobalt blue tarantula, native to our area. Was about nine or ten at t - Nov 12, 2010
- The thought of you hopping around in your shower naked in fear of a tiny cric - Nov 12, 2010
- Mr. DeGraaf, I'd like to just say that I freaking love these kind of articles - Oct 28, 2010
- You know not all females dress up to be as slutty as humanly possible. Some d - Oct 28, 2010
- I gigglesnorted for the first time in a long time reading this. - Oct 19, 2010
- Hey, no worries, man. I actually thoroughly enjoyed this. Very funny and you - Oct 14, 2010
- ... Seriously? "Also, Thailand didn't turn out so great, what with all th - Oct 14, 2010
- Psh, parents! Fine, when I get a place with a pool and gym of my own, you can - Oct 12, 2010
- You have to show us your lame lyric tattoo. Just out of curiosity, what song? - Oct 12, 2010
- Andrei, lemme just say this. You have to come live with me now. I have a pool - Oct 12, 2010
- Gah, this made me want to laugh and :( at the same time. It's very interestin - Oct 7, 2010
- You cannot do Twilight. Women do not like Twilight. Pre-teens and soccer moms - Oct 7, 2010
- Ack! I seriously do sleep more in hotel rooms than at home, though. Never not - Oct 6, 2010
- -- Besides, I'll pit a group of good friends having dinner, being silly, talk - Sep 1, 2010
- You're a cruel, cruel man, Court Sullivan. Your article is now number ONE whe - Aug 22, 2010
- Working out IS hard to do! Especially when you stop. Except I don't have a be - Aug 22, 2010
- Yeah, this mosque issue's been all over people's conversations and I just don - Aug 22, 2010
- You know I wanted to teach for the longest time... now I remember why. These - Aug 22, 2010
- Okay, just one thing. What the shit, guys? Seriously? This is a humour articl - Aug 22, 2010
- Monsoon here. Trade your sun for this rain. - Aug 17, 2010
- It's flu season right now here and I've been dreading the inevitable cold/cou - Aug 14, 2010
- I have always and forever hated mayonnaise. Awful stuff. Basically just lard - Aug 3, 2010
- I'd buy number ten. The last one was right on, though. This was funny. - Aug 3, 2010
- The "Reuse, Reduce, Recycle" thing reminded me of the old Captain Planet cart - Jul 30, 2010
- Beer is good for the soul. Mel is like the French-Chinese kid who thinks he's - Jul 27, 2010
- Mmm, a little funny. - Jul 27, 2010
- First of all, look Andrei! I'm commenting! :P Your bit about his performan - Jul 24, 2010
- The picture at the end with the caption made me "B'awwww". - Jul 18, 2010
- Awww this is so cute! I remember now why I wanted to get into teaching. Al - Jul 18, 2010
- This was awesome. "Vaginae" is definitely going to get worked into my vocabul - Jul 18, 2010
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw Lotion, by Greenskeepers. It is a - Jul 14, 2010
- This was brilliant. I can't help but cackle foolishly as I read this at the l - Jul 8, 2010
