ActionKym

School: University of Nevada Reno

Class of: 2009

Hometown: Gillette, WY

At a Glance:

A narcissitic alcoholic with an inferiority complex.

Bio:

ActionKym Industries was founded in 2001 by Jackson Mueller, son of a ranching family in northeast Wyoming. Soon after high school, Jackson dreamed of becoming an accountant. Soon afterward, he realized that the dream was in fact a nightmare, and that accountantcy is the last resort of people who aren't good at anything interesting. After working in coal mines, on oil rigs, Lowe's, and a number of other jobs dangerous to both the mind and body, he realized his true calling as an archaeologist, where he could drink as much as he wanted and spend the rest of his life on vacation.

College Quotes:

Twenty Minutes of Passion

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