College Quotes
Coury: The other day Rob told me he didn't understand how I didn't have a boyfriend. Now it's "I like your giggle and your smile." Next thing you know he'll be wanting to go out with me. I don't want to date, I just want to screw around. I'm saying no in advance.
SiSi: So what should I tell him?
Coury: If the words "I like Coury's" come out of his mouth and they aren't followed by "boobs/ass/downstairs" or some combination of the three, he had better keep them to himself!
SiSi: What kind of woman are you?
-All action, baby
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