College Quotes
Lev: I'm gonna go for it, dude!
Andrew: No! Goddammit Lev what did I just tell you?
Lev: Don't trip, dude, I won't get campus security called on us. I just wanna say hi, yanno? See how they're doing. Maybe get some numbers.
Andrew: Lev, if you so much as talk to one of them, so help me god, I will kill you and bury you in a ditch. There's a construction site right there, don't think I can't.
-Friends don't let friends talk drunk to groups of sober girls (apparently)
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