College Quotes
Steve: I've got news: Sarah's pregnant.
Kevin: What the fuck, dude! You ungrateful, selfish little d-bag! You promised!
Steve: What promise? I don't know what you're talking about.
Kevin: May 11, 1997. We made a promise that we would have kids at the same time so that they could grow up best buddies like we did.
Steve: We were 9 years old. How the hell do you remember that?
Kevin: Because I care, Steven, because I care. Now I'll have to spend all weekend looking for girl who's willing to spawn my seed and hand it over no questions asked.
-Broken promises: Part 1
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