College Quotes
Lev: Andrew, we need some PUSSY, man. We need to get some PUSSY!
Andrew: Lev, shut the fuck up man.
Lev: Why? I'm just saying we need to get some pussy.
Andrew: Because it's 2AM on a Friday, we're drunk as all hell, and we're walking behind a group of sober girls.
Lev: So? They should be all over us then.
Andrew: I swear to god Lev, if you get campus security called on us I will fucking murder you.
-Andrew, taking on rape patrol
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