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Frank: I am Guillermo Sanchez, great grandson of the Mexican desperado Don Juan Diego Sanchez, you may have heard of him.
Meaghan: See, I don't believe that, mostly because someone just told me your name was Frank.
Frank: Goddammit.
-On unwanted shortcomings
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School: Wilkes University
Class of: 2004
Hometown: Wilkes-Barre, Pennyslvania
At a Glance:
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, then when he wasn't paying attention my parents made me!Bio:
My father's last name was Cheesic, and luckily enough I inherited the last name Cheesic. This gave poetic lisence to anyone who had an imagination. I had nick names like cheeseman, cheeseball, cheese, and my all time favorite cheese-dick. I am not politically correct. I am offensive, and I hate sensitive people. I yell a lot. I get frustrated easily. I like getting my way. I will make a scene. I like drinking. I hate successful people. I hate my job. I shake office furniture. I am in debt. I am bitter. I like watching people struggle. I don’t have a conscience or know where to get one. I would sell my grandmother if she wasn't dead to me already. I always hope things get worse.Comedy Articles:
We the Drunk Chick of the United States of America6 comments, 3.7 stars
We, the people, are the drunk chick at the bar. We are expected to do very little, except pick the politician who promises us the best stuff, and then get fucked by him later.
Questions I Have About the Two-Headed Teen(s) from Minnesota27 comments, 4.1 stars
How does dating work? Do they look for one guy they both find attractive, or two separate guys? What if one doesn’t find the other’s boyfriend attractive, can she object to sex?
Sarah Palin Makes Me Want to Lay Pipe in Alaska21 comments, 3.9 stars
To put it mildly, Sarah Palin makes me want to lay pipe in Alaska. And if she's not up for getting freaky the Washington way, let’s hope her pregnant daughter is.
Comments:
- Great article, and I am totally blindfolding my girl and feeding her a rock! - Nov 19, 2008
- Looks like we found the pissed off feeling. Now are you pissed off becaus - Nov 19, 2008
- The added buldge from all those pubes should impress the ladies and act as a - Nov 9, 2008
- Paul, Just a few questions: So when we leaving? Should we meet here - Nov 9, 2008
- The avid hogger, whaler, or big game hunter should never pass up the thrill o - Nov 2, 2008
- Here's my 2 cents, and take it for what it is worth: We should strike the - Oct 28, 2008
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- Can I have the girl with the pushup bra to go? I'm not picky! Great articl - Oct 27, 2008
- Wow... the chick in the bikini is pretty! - Oct 27, 2008
- I would want to hear the "Make a Different"-inaugural address and go to the a - Oct 13, 2008
- Just when I thought it couldn't get worse than comparing a kid with cancer to - Oct 9, 2008
- Bald like Howie Mandel.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Oct 8, 2008
- This is Court's legal council. You have been put on notice and should seize a - Oct 2, 2008
- One sucks the other swallows? - Oct 2, 2008
- To bad they couldn't copyright the two-head thing?! They could have made an e - Oct 2, 2008
- My girlfriend's sister or someone in her family played volleyball against thi - Oct 1, 2008
- You can't knock them up twice... - Sep 19, 2008
- Who woke up Grandpa Tom??? - Sep 18, 2008
- GREAT ARTICLE!!!! Absolutely hysterical! What would the Republican party do w - Sep 18, 2008
- Can someone get Grandpa Tom a warm bottle of milk, maybe check his diaper and - Sep 18, 2008
- Sippin' back on some of "grandpa's cough medicine" again are we? Or are we sp - Sep 18, 2008
- Only you could bring two completely different topics together, a rave and a c - Sep 17, 2008
- Yea the kind of woman who would look so hot with her mascara running down her - Sep 17, 2008
- I was actually feeling good about today, I woke up early. The g/f was still s - Sep 9, 2008
- If you had a choice between shooting a nun in the face or a kid with cancer w - Sep 7, 2008
- Hey Court, Thanks, I am a huge fan of your stuff. Especially the homeless g - Sep 7, 2008
- You could walk on water and rise from the grave but the best insult you could - Sep 7, 2008
- You just gave Ellen a boner! - Jul 30, 2008
