College Quotes
Grandpa: I'm so thankful that we all get along so well, family is what makes Thanksgiving so great!
Joe: Well I'm still single, I could marry some girl you all hate... I've still got time to mess things up!
Grandma: (slaps Joe) Don't you dare mess up MY FAMILY!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!
Joe: Okay, okay, I won't... Just saying there was still time...
-Putting contentment into perspective
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School:
Wilkes UniversityClass of:
2004Hometown:
Wilkes-Barre, PennyslvaniaAt a Glance:
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, then when he wasn't paying attention my parents made me!Bio:
My father's last name was Cheesic, and luckily enough I inherited the last name Cheesic. This gave poetic lisence to anyone who had an imagination. I had nick names like cheeseman, cheeseball, cheese, and my all time favorite cheese-dick. I am not politically correct. I am offensive, and I hate sensitive people. I yell a lot. I get frustrated easily. I like getting my way. I will make a scene. I like drinking. I hate successful people. I hate my job. I shake office furniture. I am in debt. I am bitter. I like watching people struggle. I don’t have a conscience or know where to get one. I would sell my grandmother if she wasn't dead to me already. I always hope things get worse.Waitress: Today's soup is chicken artichoke. It's chicken and artichoke in a white cream sauce served in a bread bowl with fresh vegetables.
Eric: Are a lot of people ordering that today?
Waitress: No not really. Why?
Eric: I'm just a little hesitant on ordering food with choke and chicken in its title that's in a white cream sauce.
Waitress: So do you want a water or something?
-Customer service at its finest
Eric: What if you had to choose between shooting a nun in the face or a kid with cancer?
Mike: Hmmm... could I shoot the kid with cancer in the knee first?
Eric: Sure, why not?
Mike: Kid with cancer!
-Playing "What If" during a road trip
