School: Colorado State University
Class of: 2010
Hometown: Austin, Texas
At a Glance:
I get drunk and take my clothes off. Enough said.Bio:
As an Environmental Communications major, Sam's goal in life is to combine her love of nature and sex into a lucrative career. Most people describe Sam as an awkward 14 year old boy with big boobs and no shoes.College Quotes:
Pretty in Ink
Can't Clot Blood, Can Ya?
On Top of Things
Fast Relationship Progression
Screaming Emo Hookup
The Telephone Game (College Edition)
Haunted Asylum Dream
Interview with a Vagina
Weed in a Shoe
Nip It in the Butt
Emo Dave
Race of Cool
Best Friend Punched Me
Caution: Sluts Leaving
Comments:
- At our after prom party senior year my best friend ran off from the camp fire - Apr 18, 2009
- 1) Loud breathers in a quiet room. I want to shove my fist in their mouth. - Nov 7, 2008
- I really appreciate your reference to probably the best show that was ever on - Nov 3, 2008
- I have fallen inlove with your articles... keep up the good work. - Sep 22, 2008
- You're breaking up with me? I didn't even know we were dating. - Jul 26, 2008
- Oh thank god you are back. - Jul 25, 2008






