Jessy Mallette

School:

Mississippi State University

Class of:

2011

Hometown:

Moss Point, MS.

At a Glance:

Jessy is an obnoxious, loudmouthed jerk. He is more obsessed with sex than all of his friends put together. He refers to himself as the "Jessmeister". He is popular only because he throws great parties. He causes a multitude of problems for all of his friends and family, and he seems to hate everybody, especially Jason McMillan, whom he has nicknamed "dickworms". He is a bad influence on everyone that comes into contact with him. His vocabulary consists usually of sex talk, crude and/or sexual insults, and many more general profanities.

Bio:

My name is Jessy. I am a typical college guy. I am a GDI. I like sports and Miller Lite. I go to MSU. I am single and I am poor.
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